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ObtainableSpatula
His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's Royal Portrait.
Personal Info
Current Citizenships Imperial Truidence
Known For
  • Emperor of the Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
  • Co-Founder of Anburon
  • Previously a senator of Imperial Truidence
  • Previously the Field Marshal of Imperial Truidence
  • Previously Imperial Truidence's Chief Diplomat
  • Veteran of the Infinity War
  • Lead the attack on the Imperial Royal Swimming Pool of Eastern Imperial Truidence
  • Mason of the the Order of St Marcus
Main ResidenceCoram Castle, Anburon
Known Spoken Languages
  • Norwegian
  • English
  • German
  • Swedish
  • Danish
Signature
Civ Servers
First Civ Server
Iterations played on
Contacts
Reddithttps://www.reddit.com/user/ObtainableSpatula
DiscordObtainable Spatula#1945


Photograph of Spatula to commemorate the end of the Infinity War.
A group photo of all of Spatula's accounts

Obtainable Spatula was Emperor of Imperial Truidence, successor to God-Emperor Bez. He ruled from Anburon and kept the realm prosperous after God-Emperor Bez's sudoku-related demise. His full official title was His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire, King of the Mire, Settler of Eivindia, Suzerain of Dol Morhen, Imperator of the Kingslands, Baron of Bezistan,  Conqueror of Inis Muire, Sovereign of all Truidencian peoples, Suzerain of Inis Móin, Besia, Bezlaib, Daedalus, Carrot Land, Westland, and Camelot, Previously a Minister of the Empire, Previously the Field Marshal of the Royal Army of His Grace Emperor Bez of Imperial Truidence and All Her Holdings, Previously the Chief Diplomat in the name of Bez, Previously a Senator of Imperial Truidence, Founding Member of Anburon, Founder of the Royal Imperial Army of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire, First Carolean Standing Forever Tall, Royal Guard to Emperor Bez I, Formerly the Colonial Lord Protector of Downer Astonia, Recipient of the Medal of Golden Honor;

Titles and Awards

Titles:

  • His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
  • King of the Mire
  • Settler of Eivindia
  • Suzerain of Dol Morhen
  • Imperator of the Kingslands
  • Baron of Bezistan
  •  Conqueror of Inis Muire
  • Sovereign of all Truidencian peoples
  • Suzerain of Besia
  • Suzerain of Bezlaib
  • Suzerain of Daedalus
  • Suzerain of Carrot Land
  • Suzerain of Westland
  • Suzerain of Camelot
  • Previously a Minister of the Empire
  • Previously the Field Marshal of the Royal Army of His Grace Emperor Bez of Imperial Truidence and All Her Holdings
  • Previously the Chief Diplomat in the name of Bez
  • Previously a Senator of Imperial Truidence
  • Founding Member of Anburon
  • Founder of the Royal Imperial Army of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
  • First Carolean Standing Forever Tall
  • Royal Guard to Emperor Bez I
  • Formerly the Colonial Lord Protector of Downer Astonia

Awards:

  • Truidencian Medal of Golden Honor
  • Icenian Medal of Honor
  • Infinity War Veteran's Medal

Alliases and Accounts

Alliases:

  • His Imperial Majesty Spatula I
  • His Imperial Majesty
  • Obtainable Spatula
  • Obtainable
  • Spatula
  • Spat
  • ObtainableRAT

Alt Accounts:

  • ObtainableSpat
  • UnobtainableSpat
  • EmperorSpatula
  • SpatulaSaur

Gallery of Spatula's Build Designs

Most of these are original builds, but some borrow elements from pre-existing structures.
  • Coram Castle. This Castle is the seat of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's power. Only about half is visible in the picture, as the rest is underground.

    Coram Castle. This Castle is the seat of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's power. Only about half is visible in the picture, as the rest is underground.

  • The Imperial Museum. Library, and Guild Hall. This huge structure houses 4 large rooms for item and book display, as well as a grand guild hall. The building is too big to properly photograph.

    The Imperial Museum. Library, and Guild Hall. This huge structure houses 4 large rooms for item and book display, as well as a grand guild hall. The building is too big to properly photograph.

  • Spatula Manor. While this mansion has not been built on the live server, it will be His Imperial Majesty's summer palace, should it ever be made.

    Spatula Manor. While this mansion has not been built on the live server, it will be His Imperial Majesty's summer palace, should it ever be made.

  • Saint Bez Cathedral. This cathedral located in Anburon is the seat of power of the Bezist religion. Several important ceremonies such as coronations.

    Saint Bez Cathedral. This cathedral located in Anburon is the seat of power of the Bezist religion. Several important ceremonies such as coronations.

  • The ITS Bismarck. This beast made of steel will be the king of the ocean and the pride of his nation once he is set to sea.

    The ITS Bismarck. This beast made of steel will be the king of the ocean and the pride of his nation once he is set to sea.

  • Empire Class Ships. This monstrosity of a Man-O-War ship class is far too enormous to photograph. Only one ship like this will be built, the ITS Imperium.

    Empire Class Ships. This monstrosity of a Man-O-War ship class is far too enormous to photograph. Only one ship like this will be built, the ITS Imperium.

  • Island Class Ships. This medium sized frigate will be made in small numbers, and they will be named after Truidencian regions, like the ITS Truidence, ITS Dol Morhen and ITS Kingslands.

    Island Class Ships. This medium sized frigate will be made in small numbers, and they will be named after Truidencian regions, like the ITS Truidence, ITS Dol Morhen and ITS Kingslands.

  • City Class Ships. This ship class is heavily inspired by ancient crusader ships, and will be built in large numbers, and named after cities, like the ITS Anburon, ITS Ban Ard, ITS Bezengard, etc.

    City Class Ships. This ship class is heavily inspired by ancient crusader ships, and will be built in large numbers, and named after cities, like the ITS Anburon, ITS Ban Ard, ITS Bezengard, etc.

  • The Bridge to Ban Ard. This bridge connects the regions of Truidence and Eivindia.

    The Bridge to Ban Ard. This bridge connects the regions of Truidence and Eivindia.

  • Anburon Town Hall. This viking-inspired building houses the Anburon city council room, and is the biggest fire hazard in Anburon.

    Anburon Town Hall. This viking-inspired building houses the Anburon city council room, and is the biggest fire hazard in Anburon.

  • Bez Statue. This statue of the God-Emperor has not yet been constructed, but it certainly will.

    Bez Statue. This statue of the God-Emperor has not yet been constructed, but it certainly will.

  • Anburon Factory Building. This building is the above-ground portion of the factory bunker of Anburon.

    Anburon Factory Building. This building is the above-ground portion of the factory bunker of Anburon.

  • Anburonsdomen. This church is exceedingly smool and cute. It is standing on a hill where Lordofmarzipan's house used to be.

    Anburonsdomen. This church is exceedingly smool and cute. It is standing on a hill where Lordofmarzipan's house used to be.

  • The Church of the Ginger Beard. The third church in Anburon, and the first diagonal build around. Not anything special, but pretty cool.

    The Church of the Ginger Beard. The third church in Anburon, and the first diagonal build around. Not anything special, but pretty cool.

  • The Globe Thingy. Due to Neotide's work on making map arts, this structure was erected in his honor.

    The Globe Thingy. Due to Neotide's work on making map arts, this structure was erected in his honor.

  • Embassy. This building serves as the template for Truidencian embassies in foreign lands.

    Embassy. This building serves as the template for Truidencian embassies in foreign lands.

  • Spatula Tower. A version of this was His Imperial Majesty's original house, though that one had a house lodged into the side halfway up.

    Spatula Tower. A version of this was His Imperial Majesty's original house, though that one had a house lodged into the side halfway up.

  • Spatula Industries Anburon Branch. This is a stereotypical Truidencian shop building, but this one houses Spatula Industries.

    Spatula Industries Anburon Branch. This is a stereotypical Truidencian shop building, but this one houses Spatula Industries.

  • Truidencian Knight Statue. This statue of a Truidencian Knight stands several places throughout the empire, for instance outside the Saint Bez Cathedral.

    Truidencian Knight Statue. This statue of a Truidencian Knight stands several places throughout the empire, for instance outside the Saint Bez Cathedral.

  • Windmill. A pretty basic windmill design, with added foliage and detailing.

    Windmill. A pretty basic windmill design, with added foliage and detailing.

Trivia

  • Has a CivTCG card based on him.
  • Has been pearled twice. Once by Corvus for 2 weeks for no reason, once for a few hours during the siege of the Holy Jaded Empire's vault the Best Western.

Illegality in Saudi Arabia

Obtainable Spatula is some shape or form illegal in Saudi Arabia, due to thinking the gays are based.

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