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His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's Royal Portrait.
Personal Info
Current Citizenships Holy Truidencian Empire
Known For
Main ResidenceNidaros
Known Spoken Languages
  • Norwegian
  • English
  • German
  • Swedish
  • Danish
Civ Servers
First Civ Server
Iterations played on
Photograph of Spatula to commemorate the end of the Infinity War.
A group photo of all of Spatula's accounts

Obtainable Spatula was Emperor of Imperial Truidence, successor to God-Emperor Bez. He ruled from Anburon and kept the realm prosperous after God-Emperor Bez's sudoku-related demise. He was coronated on the 14th of November 2020, and ruled Imperial Truidence until the end of CivClassic. He then founded the Holy Truidencian Empire and served as it's first Emperor, until his abdication on the 27th of February 2022.


CivClassic 2.0

Early Life

ObtainableSpatula took part in the initial settling of Anburon, and helped the fledgeling nation state construct its modest capital. Being elected to the first Senate of the Empire, Spatula took charge of the effort to write a constitutional document for Imperial Truidence, writing the majority of the early legislation that later ensured the judicial safety of the Truidencian people. During the summer of 2019, Senator Smarties proposed an elevated circular platform the city of Anburon should be constructed on, making the city appear fortified, with tall walls and a grid-based road system. Though voting against the proposal in the Senate session, the motion was passed. As it was now law, Spatula did a lot of the work on the elevated circle. Surprising no one, the international community found this circle quite amusing, and jokes such as calling the city a frisbee and saying "they made it 15 blocks higher" became common. During this, Spatula would move and settle the island of Eivindia, establishing the settlement of Ban Ard. After prominent player [Bgbba] made a video ridiculing the city went viral (at least within the confines of the civ community), Spatula took matters into his own hands, and the Senate passed a motion that saw the infamous frisbee abolished soon after. Bgbba later stated Anburon to be the most improved city on the server.

Participation in the Truidencian Renaissance

After a longer period of relative inactivity, Imperial Truidence got lucky with the recruitment of three certain newfriends that would remain loyal subjects of the Truidencian royalty for years to come. Between GenericLaqey's building of Coram Castle and St. Bez' Cathedral designed by Obtainable Spatula, Icyski putting effort into restoring the Truidencian economy, and SirTwiggles lending a hand wherever it was needed, the groundwork for a renaissance was laid. It was only due to the renaissance that Imperial Truidence found itself to partake in the creation of the United Defensive Front.

Diplomacy and Creation of the UDF

Spatula was a signatory and co-writer of the UDF Charter, created during the summer of 2019, in the wake of the dissolution of the United Northern Congress. Furthermore he partook in diplomatic talks resulting in treaties with Gabon and Varkonia, cementing friendship and mutual cooperation in the shallow -,- quadrant.

Trouble in the Neighborhood and Operation Icarus

Shortly before the War of the Coalition kicked off with the Ransakistani sacking of Lusitania, another NATO-sympathizer, Foogoot, had began the construction of a vault within the borders of eastern Imperial Truidence. Upon discovering the vault on an isle within the province of Bezistanm Obtainable Spatula acted quickly and alerted the newly formed UDF. Though initially planning to simply keep an eye on the vault, upon discovering Foogoot's ties to NATO, the UDF Security Council decided that the vault had to be disabled. Spatula took charge of the planning, dubbing the plan to disable the Foogoot vault "Operation Icarus", as Foogoot had flown too close to the sun by building his vault within Truidencian land. Just a few short days later, UDF fighters buildt a Forward Operating Bunker close to the vault, and started heavily snitching the nearby area, both on groundlevel and at becrock, in case Foogoot received reinforcements.

None of the UDF fighters present had participated in an attack of a vault utilizing a Frensin styled skybridge before, so they reached out to two experienced fighters, BennyZ and Shadedoom, who participated with alt accounts and helped coordinate the attack in secrecy. The attack was a great success, and the vault was converted into a the Royal Imperial Swimming Pool, Spa, and Resort of Bezistan.

It was a pleasant side effect that when war broke out with Ransakistand, and later NATO, the vault attack served as a tutorial of sorts to the UDF on how to attack vaults, and ensured all of the UDF were able to be of great help in all successive vault breaks.

Military Career

- Foogoot


- Pinkerton

- Mt. Doom

- defense of valyria vault

- hallow

- best western

- vault 76

Coronation and Reign as Emperor

Keeping the lights on

During the early autumn of 2021, the server was facing quite the slump after the last afterquakes of the Infinity War had died out. During this period, the server's daily playcount averaged in the single digits. Only a few players from the

End of Civlassic

Final thoughts and Retirement

[wip] keywords: deteriorating relations with udf and mir/hjalt/vark, controversies, wealth, dovre, ban ard, mt dom, defense of valyria, diplomacy, swatter of vault buzzers, lobbying to make udf join infinity war, final olympics in rotterdam, pearling ameliorate



Establishment of the Militant Union of Truidencia

Abdication and Coronation

Increased Military Buildup


[wip] keywords: ATE, building shit in nidaros, xp production, spatulic pragmatism




 Imperial Truidence - Primary citizenship, Senator, Minister, Emperor

 Icenia - Citizen

 Varkonia - Honorary Citizenship


 United Northern Congress - Representative for Imperial Truidence

 UDF - Representative for Imperial Truidence

Devoted Hell

 Imperial Truidence - Primary citizenship, Senator, Minister, Emperor



 Holy Truidencian Empire - Primary citizenship, Emperor


 Forum of the Medi Sea - Representative for Truidencia

Moria Corporation - Employee

Template:Country data Antarctic Treaty Entity - Spokesperson

Titles and Awards

Titles (CivClassic):

  • His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
  • King of the Mire
  • Settler of Eivindia
  • Suzerain of Dol Morhen
  • Imperator of the Kingslands
  • Baron of Bezistan
  •  Conqueror of Inis Muire
  • Sovereign of all Truidencian peoples
  • Suzerain of Besia, Bezlaib, Daedalus, Carrot Land, Westland, and Camelot
  • Minister of the Empire
  • Field Marshal of the Royal Army of His Grace Emperor Bez of Imperial Truidence and All Her Holdings
  • Chief Diplomat in the name of Bez
  • Senator of Imperial Truidence
  • Founding Member of Anburon
  • Founder of the Royal Imperial Army of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
  • First Carolean Standing Forever TallRoyal Guard to Emperor Bez I
  • Colonial Lord Protector of Downer Astonia

Titles (CivMC)

  • His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of the Third Holy Truidencian Empire
  • Former Emperor
  • Elector of the Imperial Riksraad
  • Senator of the Imperial Landsraad
  • Warmaster
  • Spokesperson of the Antarctic Treaty Entity

Awards (CivClassic):

  • Truidencian Medal of Golden Honor
  • Icenian Medal of Honor
  • Infinity War Veteran's Medal

Awards (CivMC)

Alliases and Accounts


  • His Imperial Majesty Spatula I
  • His Imperial Majesty
  • Obtainable Spatula
  • Obtainable
  • Spatula
  • Spat
  • ObtainableRAT
  • The Royal Dementia Patient
  • Communist Rogal Dorn
  • Horus Lupercal, Warmaster of Chaos

Alt Accounts:

  • ObtainableSpat
  • UnobtainableSpat
  • EmperorSpatula
  • SpatulaSaur

Gallery of Spatula's Build Designs

Most of these are original builds, but some borrow elements from pre-existing structures.


  • Has a CivTCG card based on him.
  • Has been pearled twice on civclassic. Once by Corvus for 2 weeks for no reason, once for a few hours during the siege of the Holy Jaded Empire's vault the Best Western due to a blunder of monumentally comical proportions.
  • Spatula is a hardline Bezist, and detest any who strays from the teachings of the Ginger Scroll.

Illegality in Saudi Arabia

Obtainable Spatula is some shape or form illegal in Saudi Arabia, due to thinking the gays are based.