SCHIZ0TIER
| SCHIZ0TIER | |
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| Personal Info | |
| Current Citizenships | None |
| Main Residence | Uninhabited sections of the +,- |
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| Civ Servers | |
| First Civ Server | CivClassics 2.0 |
| Contacts | |
| u/plebbetforshizo | |
| Discord | PqVhgQKegT |
SCHIZ0TIER is an active insurgent, raider, and outlaw operating in the +,- quadrant. Having started his career as a petty raider, SCHIZ0TIER has singlehandedly carried out an unusually successful raiding spree, avoiding capture by the entire server for 23 days (as of August 20, 2021) and counting. He claims to fight on behalf of the "Northern Resistance Front", whose mission is "TO FREE THE NORTHEAST OF TYRANNY AND FOREIGN INFLUENCE".
History
Origin
SCHIZ0TIER first joined CivClassic on July 3, 2021. Initially behaving like a normal newfriend, and setting up a house in Mount September, SCHIZ0TIER severely raided Hjaltland Industries on July 28, capturing large quantities of XP. When BlueSylvaer announced this to the wider world, he initially offered SCHIZ0TIER no pearl time in return for turning himself in immediately; SCHIZ0TIER refused the offer.
Initial Chase
As Doommad postulated upon SCHIZ0TIER's refusal to cooperate with Hjaltland, "more then likely everyone supportive of Hjalt [sic] is pledging their support, [sic] soon combat alts will probally [sic] log to assist in the man hunt"; SCHIZ0TIER was initially viewed by most as a petty criminal certain to be swiftly caught by one of the various factions on the server. However, SCHIZ0TIER's unique competence slowly began to dawn on CivClassic as his success stretched on for days. As yodabird19 articulated on August 11, "it's been two fucking [sic] weeks"..."two weeks is longer than ez2crew [a previous successful shitter group] lasted is it not[?]"; however, Asuramaru wisely pointed out that "ez2crew was fighting, this dude just logs in for 20 min running around in no mans [sic] land" - SCHIZ0TIER was something special.
Institutionalization
Following 18 days of increasingly phenomenal survival, SCHIZ0TIER announced to CivClassic at midnight (EDT) on August 15 that he had formed a "NEW RESISTANCE GROUP" - the Northern Resistance Front; he posted its Discord link and urged all online to join it - many of whom did. Bestowing Amedy, Kronner, and minemaster933 with the role of "BRAVE RESISTANCE FIGHTER" alongside himself, SCHIZ0TIER proclaimed to the world that his subversive actions were driven by more than personal greed - instead, they were driven by a need to free "PEOPLE AND LAND...FROM THE EVIL TYRANTS". SCHIZ0TIER declared that "ICENIA WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS KABUL" (referencing the then-recent 2021 wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban Taliban takeover of wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabul Kabul, the capital of wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghanistan Afghanistan in real life), and with this began to fashion himself "A GOOD VERSION OF THE TALIBAN".
Accusations of Homophobia
On August 16, SCHIZ0TIER alerted the Northern Resistance Front that "ONE OF [his] ENEMIES [had] ACCUSED [him] OF BEING HOMOPHOBIC", and declared in response that "THE NRF WILL ALWAYS PROTECT LGBT+ RIGHTS IN THE NORTH EAST".
Server Ban
On August 18, SCHIZ0TIER announced that he had been banned from CivClassic by its administration. Though no official ban reason was ever provided by CivClassic's administration, and there are many theories as to what it was, SCHIZ0TIER's assumption was that "[his] ENEMIES HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE ADMINS AND NEEDED TO BAN [him] SINCE THEY [sic] TOO BAD TO CATCH [him]". However, mounting public pressure against his ban led to its reversal later the same day.
Killing Asuramaru
On August 20, SCHIZ0TIER uploaded to the Northern Resistance Front discord an image titled "WINNER.png", captioned "LOL". The image displayed him killing the account kanami_minagawa - Asuramaru; this shocked the world, reminding it that SCHIZ0TIER remained an active threat. Asuramaru explained that her internet connection had spiked to "500 ping" during her encounter with SCHIZ0TIER, resulting in an avoidable death; yodabird19 expressed relief that "schiz0 [sic] running out of pearls stopped that from being significantly worse" (IE SCHIZ0TIER pearling Asuramaru) - though GDAN12 quickly pointed out that carrying a pearl would be disadvantageous to someone relying on stealth to remain safe (due to /ep locate).
Eventual Pearling
fill in when it actually happens holy shit