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{{Infobox person|image=PosedSpatulaSkin.png|caption=His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's Royal Portrait.|citizenships={{flag|Holy Truidencian Empire}}|known_for=* Emperor of the Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire (Civclssic)
Minister of [[Imperial Truidence]], has a [[CivTCG]] card based on them.
* First Emperor of the Holy Truidencian Empire (CivMC)
* Co-Founder of Anburon (CivClassic
* Veteran of the [[Infinity War]] and [[War of the Coalition]] (CivClassic)
* Mason of the the [[Order of St Marcus]] (CivClassic)|main_residence=[[Nidaros]]|first_civ_server=* [[Civclassic 2.0]]|known_iterations=* [[Civclassic 2.0]]
* [[Devoted Hell]]
* [[CivMC]]|reddit=https://www.reddit.com/user/ObtainableSpatula|languages=* Norwegian
* English
* German
* Swedish
* Danish|signature=SpatulaSignature.png|discord=obtainablespatula}}

[[File:Profile Picture.png|thumb|Photograph of Spatula to commemorate the end of the [[Infinity War|Infinity War.]]]]
[[File:Spatula Gang.png|thumb|A group photo of all of Spatula's accounts]]
'''Obtainable Spatula''' was Emperor of [[Imperial Truidence|''Imperial Truidence'']], successor to God-Emperor [[Bez]]. He ruled from [[Anburon]] and kept the realm prosperous after God-Emperor Bez's sudoku-related demise. He was coronated on the 14th of November 2020, and ruled Imperial Truidence until the end of CivClassic. He then founded the Holy Truidencian Empire and served as it's first Emperor, until his abdication on the 27th of February 2022.

==History (CivClassic)==

=== Early Life: ===
ObtainableSpatula took part in the initial settling of Anburon, and helped the fledgeling nation state construct its modest capital. Being elected to the first Senate of the Empire, Spatula took charge of the effort to write a constitutional document for Imperial Truidence, writing the majority of the early legislation that later ensured the judicial safety of the Truidencian people. During the summer of 2019, Senator Smarties proposed an elevated circular platform the city of Anburon should be constructed on, making the city appear fortified, with tall walls and a grid-based road system. Though voting against the proposal in the Senate session, the motion was passed. As it was now law, Spatula did a lot of the work on the elevated circle. Surprising no one, the international community found this circle quite amusing, and jokes such as calling the city a frisbee and saying "they made it 15 blocks higher" became common. During this, Spatula would move and settle the island of Eivindia, establishing the settlement of Ban Ard. After prominent player [Bgbba] made a video ridiculing the city went viral (at least within the confines of the civ community), Spatula took matters into his own hands, and the Senate passed a motion that saw the infamous frisbee abolished soon after. Bgbba later stated Anburon to be the most improved city on the server.

=== Participation in the Truidencian Renaissance: ===

=== Diplomacy and Creation of the UDF ===

=== Trouble in the Neighborhood and Operation Icarus ===

=== Military Career ===

=== Coronation and Reign as Emperor ===

=== Keeping the lights on ===

=== End of Civlassic ===

=== Final thoughts and Retirement ===


[wip] keywords: frisbee, operation icarus, renaissance, war of the coalition, infinity war, end of server, civmc, deteriorating relations with udf and mir/hjalt/vark, controversies, wealth, dovre, ban ard, mt dom, defense of valyria, diplomacy, swatter of vault buzzers, keeping the lights on, lobbying to make udf join infinity war, final olympics in rotterdam, pearling ameliorate

==Titles and Awards==

=== Titles (CivClassic): ===

* His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
* King of the Mire
* Settler of Eivindia
* Suzerain of Dol Morhen
* Imperator of the Kingslands
* Baron of Bezistan
*  Conqueror of Inis Muire
* Sovereign of all Truidencian peoples
* Suzerain of Besia, Bezlaib, Daedalus, Carrot Land, Westland, and Camelot
* Minister of the Empire
* Field Marshal of the Royal Army of His Grace Emperor Bez of Imperial Truidence and All Her Holdings
* Chief Diplomat in the name of Bez
* Senator of Imperial Truidence
* Founding Member of Anburon
* Founder of the Royal Imperial Army of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
* First Carolean Standing Forever TallRoyal Guard to Emperor Bez I
* Colonial Lord Protector of Downer Astonia

=== Awards (CivClassic): ===

* Truidencian Medal of Golden Honor
* Icenian Medal of Honor
* Infinity War Veteran's Medal

==Alliases and Accounts==

=== Alliases:===

*His Imperial Majesty Spatula I
*His Imperial Majesty
*Obtainable Spatula
*Obtainable
*Spatula
*Spat
*ObtainableRAT
*The Royal Dementia Patient
*Communist Rogal Dorn
*Horus Lupercal, Warmaster of Chaos

===Alt Accounts:===

*ObtainableSpat
*UnobtainableSpat
*EmperorSpatula
*SpatulaSaur

==Gallery of Spatula's Build Designs==
Most of these are original builds, but some borrow elements from pre-existing structures.<gallery>
File:CoramCastle.png|'''Coram Castle.''' This Castle is the seat of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's power. Only about half is visible in the picture, as the rest is underground.
File:ImperialMuseum.png|'''The Imperial Museum.''' Library, and Guild Hall. This huge structure houses 4 large rooms for item and book display, as well as a grand guild hall. The building is too big to properly photograph.
File:SpatulaManor.png|'''Spatula Manor.''' While this mansion has not been built on the live server, it will be His Imperial Majesty's summer palace, should it ever be made.
File:StBezCathedral.png|'''Saint Bez Cathedral.''' This cathedral located in Anburon is the seat of power of the Bezist religion. Several important ceremonies such as coronations.
File:ITSBismarck.png|'''The ITS Bismarck.''' This beast made of steel will be the king of the ocean and the pride of his nation once he is set to sea.
File:EmpireClass.png|'''Empire Class Ships.''' This monstrosity of a Man-O-War ship class is far too enormous to photograph. Only one ship like this will be built, the ITS Imperium.
File:IslandClass.png|'''Island Class Ships.''' This medium sized frigate will be made in small numbers, and they will be named after Truidencian regions, like the ITS Truidence, ITS Dol Morhen and ITS Kingslands.
File:CityClass.png|'''City Class Ships.''' This ship class is heavily inspired by ancient crusader ships, and will be built in large numbers, and named after cities, like the ITS Anburon, ITS Ban Ard, ITS Bezengard, etc.
File:BridgeToBanArd.png|'''The Bridge to Ban Ard.''' This bridge connects the regions of Truidence and Eivindia.
File:AnburonTownHall.png|'''Anburon Town Hall.''' This viking-inspired building houses the Anburon city council room, and is the biggest fire hazard in Anburon.
File:BezStatue.png|'''Bez Statue.''' This statue of the God-Emperor has not yet been constructed, but it certainly will.
File:AnburonFactory.png|'''Anburon Factory Building.''' This building is the above-ground portion of the factory bunker of Anburon.
File:Anburonsdomen.png|'''Anburonsdomen.''' This church is exceedingly smool and cute. It is standing on a hill where [[LordOfMarzipan|Lordofmarzipan]]'s house used to be.
File:GingerBeardChurch.png|'''The Church of the Ginger Beard.''' The third church in Anburon, and the first diagonal build around. Not anything special, but pretty cool.
File:GlobeThing.png|'''The Globe Thingy.''' Due to [[Neotide]]'s work on making map arts, this structure was erected in his honor.
File:ITEmbassy.png|'''Embassy.''' This building serves as the template for Truidencian embassies in foreign lands.
File:SpatulaTower.png|'''Spatula Tower.''' A version of this was His Imperial Majesty's original house, though that one had a house lodged into the side halfway up.
File:TruidencianShop.png|'''Spatula Industries Anburon Branch.''' This is a stereotypical Truidencian shop building, but this one houses Spatula Industries.
File:KnightStatue.png|'''Truidencian Knight Statue.''' This statue of a Truidencian Knight stands several places throughout the empire, for instance outside the Saint Bez Cathedral.
File:Windmilly.png|'''Windmill.''' A pretty basic windmill design, with added foliage and detailing.
</gallery>
==Trivia==

*Has a [[CivTCG]] card based on him.
*Has been pearled twice. Once by Corvus for 2 weeks for no reason, once for a few hours during the siege of the [[Holy Jaded Empire]]'s vault the Best Western.

== Illegality in Saudi Arabia ==
Obtainable Spatula is some shape or form illegal in Saudi Arabia, due to thinking the gays are based.
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Latest revision as of 12:40, 18 May 2024

ObtainableSpatula
His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's Royal Portrait.
Personal Info
Current Citizenships Holy Truidencian Empire
Known For
  • Emperor of the Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire (Civclssic)
  • First Emperor of the Holy Truidencian Empire (CivMC)
  • Co-Founder of Anburon (CivClassic
  • Veteran of the Infinity War and War of the Coalition (CivClassic)
  • Mason of the the Order of St Marcus (CivClassic)
Main ResidenceNidaros
Known Spoken Languages
  • Norwegian
  • English
  • German
  • Swedish
  • Danish
Signature
Civ Servers
First Civ Server
Iterations played on
Contacts
Reddithttps://www.reddit.com/user/ObtainableSpatula
Discordobtainablespatula
Photograph of Spatula to commemorate the end of the Infinity War.
A group photo of all of Spatula's accounts

Obtainable Spatula was Emperor of Imperial Truidence, successor to God-Emperor Bez. He ruled from Anburon and kept the realm prosperous after God-Emperor Bez's sudoku-related demise. He was coronated on the 14th of November 2020, and ruled Imperial Truidence until the end of CivClassic. He then founded the Holy Truidencian Empire and served as it's first Emperor, until his abdication on the 27th of February 2022.

History (CivClassic)

Early Life:

ObtainableSpatula took part in the initial settling of Anburon, and helped the fledgeling nation state construct its modest capital. Being elected to the first Senate of the Empire, Spatula took charge of the effort to write a constitutional document for Imperial Truidence, writing the majority of the early legislation that later ensured the judicial safety of the Truidencian people. During the summer of 2019, Senator Smarties proposed an elevated circular platform the city of Anburon should be constructed on, making the city appear fortified, with tall walls and a grid-based road system. Though voting against the proposal in the Senate session, the motion was passed. As it was now law, Spatula did a lot of the work on the elevated circle. Surprising no one, the international community found this circle quite amusing, and jokes such as calling the city a frisbee and saying "they made it 15 blocks higher" became common. During this, Spatula would move and settle the island of Eivindia, establishing the settlement of Ban Ard. After prominent player [Bgbba] made a video ridiculing the city went viral (at least within the confines of the civ community), Spatula took matters into his own hands, and the Senate passed a motion that saw the infamous frisbee abolished soon after. Bgbba later stated Anburon to be the most improved city on the server.

Participation in the Truidencian Renaissance:

Diplomacy and Creation of the UDF

Trouble in the Neighborhood and Operation Icarus

Military Career

Coronation and Reign as Emperor

Keeping the lights on

End of Civlassic

Final thoughts and Retirement

[wip] keywords: frisbee, operation icarus, renaissance, war of the coalition, infinity war, end of server, civmc, deteriorating relations with udf and mir/hjalt/vark, controversies, wealth, dovre, ban ard, mt dom, defense of valyria, diplomacy, swatter of vault buzzers, keeping the lights on, lobbying to make udf join infinity war, final olympics in rotterdam, pearling ameliorate

Titles and Awards

Titles (CivClassic):

  • His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
  • King of the Mire
  • Settler of Eivindia
  • Suzerain of Dol Morhen
  • Imperator of the Kingslands
  • Baron of Bezistan
  •  Conqueror of Inis Muire
  • Sovereign of all Truidencian peoples
  • Suzerain of Besia, Bezlaib, Daedalus, Carrot Land, Westland, and Camelot
  • Minister of the Empire
  • Field Marshal of the Royal Army of His Grace Emperor Bez of Imperial Truidence and All Her Holdings
  • Chief Diplomat in the name of Bez
  • Senator of Imperial Truidence
  • Founding Member of Anburon
  • Founder of the Royal Imperial Army of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
  • First Carolean Standing Forever TallRoyal Guard to Emperor Bez I
  • Colonial Lord Protector of Downer Astonia

Awards (CivClassic):

  • Truidencian Medal of Golden Honor
  • Icenian Medal of Honor
  • Infinity War Veteran's Medal

Alliases and Accounts

Alliases:

  • His Imperial Majesty Spatula I
  • His Imperial Majesty
  • Obtainable Spatula
  • Obtainable
  • Spatula
  • Spat
  • ObtainableRAT
  • The Royal Dementia Patient
  • Communist Rogal Dorn
  • Horus Lupercal, Warmaster of Chaos

Alt Accounts:

  • ObtainableSpat
  • UnobtainableSpat
  • EmperorSpatula
  • SpatulaSaur

Gallery of Spatula's Build Designs

Most of these are original builds, but some borrow elements from pre-existing structures.

  • Coram Castle. This Castle is the seat of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's power. Only about half is visible in the picture, as the rest is underground.

    Coram Castle. This Castle is the seat of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Spatula I's power. Only about half is visible in the picture, as the rest is underground.

  • The Imperial Museum. Library, and Guild Hall. This huge structure houses 4 large rooms for item and book display, as well as a grand guild hall. The building is too big to properly photograph.

    The Imperial Museum. Library, and Guild Hall. This huge structure houses 4 large rooms for item and book display, as well as a grand guild hall. The building is too big to properly photograph.

  • Spatula Manor. While this mansion has not been built on the live server, it will be His Imperial Majesty's summer palace, should it ever be made.

    Spatula Manor. While this mansion has not been built on the live server, it will be His Imperial Majesty's summer palace, should it ever be made.

  • Saint Bez Cathedral. This cathedral located in Anburon is the seat of power of the Bezist religion. Several important ceremonies such as coronations.

    Saint Bez Cathedral. This cathedral located in Anburon is the seat of power of the Bezist religion. Several important ceremonies such as coronations.

  • The ITS Bismarck. This beast made of steel will be the king of the ocean and the pride of his nation once he is set to sea.

    The ITS Bismarck. This beast made of steel will be the king of the ocean and the pride of his nation once he is set to sea.

  • Empire Class Ships. This monstrosity of a Man-O-War ship class is far too enormous to photograph. Only one ship like this will be built, the ITS Imperium.

    Empire Class Ships. This monstrosity of a Man-O-War ship class is far too enormous to photograph. Only one ship like this will be built, the ITS Imperium.

  • Island Class Ships. This medium sized frigate will be made in small numbers, and they will be named after Truidencian regions, like the ITS Truidence, ITS Dol Morhen and ITS Kingslands.

    Island Class Ships. This medium sized frigate will be made in small numbers, and they will be named after Truidencian regions, like the ITS Truidence, ITS Dol Morhen and ITS Kingslands.

  • City Class Ships. This ship class is heavily inspired by ancient crusader ships, and will be built in large numbers, and named after cities, like the ITS Anburon, ITS Ban Ard, ITS Bezengard, etc.

    City Class Ships. This ship class is heavily inspired by ancient crusader ships, and will be built in large numbers, and named after cities, like the ITS Anburon, ITS Ban Ard, ITS Bezengard, etc.

  • The Bridge to Ban Ard. This bridge connects the regions of Truidence and Eivindia.

    The Bridge to Ban Ard. This bridge connects the regions of Truidence and Eivindia.

  • Anburon Town Hall. This viking-inspired building houses the Anburon city council room, and is the biggest fire hazard in Anburon.

    Anburon Town Hall. This viking-inspired building houses the Anburon city council room, and is the biggest fire hazard in Anburon.

  • Bez Statue. This statue of the God-Emperor has not yet been constructed, but it certainly will.

    Bez Statue. This statue of the God-Emperor has not yet been constructed, but it certainly will.

  • Anburon Factory Building. This building is the above-ground portion of the factory bunker of Anburon.

    Anburon Factory Building. This building is the above-ground portion of the factory bunker of Anburon.

  • Anburonsdomen. This church is exceedingly smool and cute. It is standing on a hill where Lordofmarzipan's house used to be.

    Anburonsdomen. This church is exceedingly smool and cute. It is standing on a hill where Lordofmarzipan's house used to be.

  • The Church of the Ginger Beard. The third church in Anburon, and the first diagonal build around. Not anything special, but pretty cool.

    The Church of the Ginger Beard. The third church in Anburon, and the first diagonal build around. Not anything special, but pretty cool.

  • The Globe Thingy. Due to Neotide's work on making map arts, this structure was erected in his honor.

    The Globe Thingy. Due to Neotide's work on making map arts, this structure was erected in his honor.

  • Embassy. This building serves as the template for Truidencian embassies in foreign lands.

    Embassy. This building serves as the template for Truidencian embassies in foreign lands.

  • Spatula Tower. A version of this was His Imperial Majesty's original house, though that one had a house lodged into the side halfway up.

    Spatula Tower. A version of this was His Imperial Majesty's original house, though that one had a house lodged into the side halfway up.

  • Spatula Industries Anburon Branch. This is a stereotypical Truidencian shop building, but this one houses Spatula Industries.

    Spatula Industries Anburon Branch. This is a stereotypical Truidencian shop building, but this one houses Spatula Industries.

  • Truidencian Knight Statue. This statue of a Truidencian Knight stands several places throughout the empire, for instance outside the Saint Bez Cathedral.

    Truidencian Knight Statue. This statue of a Truidencian Knight stands several places throughout the empire, for instance outside the Saint Bez Cathedral.

  • Windmill. A pretty basic windmill design, with added foliage and detailing.

    Windmill. A pretty basic windmill design, with added foliage and detailing.

Trivia

  • Has a CivTCG card based on him.
  • Has been pearled twice. Once by Corvus for 2 weeks for no reason, once for a few hours during the siege of the Holy Jaded Empire's vault the Best Western.

Illegality in Saudi Arabia

Obtainable Spatula is some shape or form illegal in Saudi Arabia, due to thinking the gays are based.

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