TWINKIEminer the Catalyst of Chaos (Dr. Thomas Winkie Miner, The Fictional Anthropomorphized Tank Engine, Cartographer, Cowboy/Outlaw, Walker and Prophet of The Vibe Dimension, Destroyer of Boats and Furnaces, Politician, Bard, Jester, Comedian, THOT SLAYER, Diamond Miner, Investor, CivCorp Plot Salesman, Ex-Bank Robber, The Hunted, Patron of the Arts, Mother of Nations, Breaker of Vaults) is a Representative, Cartographer, and Architect of Alexandria, and former Governor of Oklahoma, and former Emperor of the Western Empire.

TWINKIEminer
Personal Info
Current Citizenships Alexandria
Known ForLegendary Outlaw, Cartography, Largest Bank Heist in CivRealms History, Has Owned 25% of CivCorp's Plots at one point or another, Former Emperor, Former Arms Dealer, Pearl Escape Artist.
Main ResidenceAlexandria
Known Spoken Languages
  • Yeehaw
Civ Servers
First Civ ServerCivRealms (Joined Nov. 18, 2020)
Iterations played on•CivRealms

•CivClassics •CivLegacy Beta

•Civ+ 1.0
Contacts
RedditTWINKIEminer
DiscordTWINKIEminer#6969

T.WINKIE Co. TWINKIEminer's schematic design and digital media production business for hire, along with CivCorp plots for rent and Pre-Made schematics available for ESTA and Stamina.

The Twinkie Statue & Vibe Church in CivCorp on plots H1 & H2.
The Twinkie Statue & Vibe Church in CivCorp on plots H1 & H2.
No. Entity Title Term of Office Government
1 Oklahoma Governor November 19th, 2019 January 12th, 2020 54 Days Empire
2 Western Empire Emperor January 12th, 2020 January 25th, 2020 13 Days Empire
3 Western Empire Oligarch January 25th, 2020 March 20th, 2020 55 Days Oligarchy
4 Alexandria Represenative April 12th, 2020 June 14th, 2020 63 Days City Council
5 Banned Banned April 8th, 2020 Current 5 Months CivRealms


The Kick Off

November 18, 2019. The beginning of one of the coolest stories in the server. Twinkie joined for the first time, with no prior civ experience, fresh from buying Red Dead Redemption 2 for PC, and some epic Oklahomie heritage, the adventure begins with the short-lived dream of starting an outlaw group.

 
Twinkie randomly at Alexandria's bank 11/19/2019


Twinkie spawned in the territory of Moloka and met the locals where his friend who introduced him to the server was living, gathering some basic knowledge of how to play, before heading out on a 7-hour raiding spree that would span from southeast Norlund to the Carbon Island, and that would come to an end by getting pearled in I.C.O.R while trying to break into flexionalmc's house. Twinkie had no idea at the time what a pearl was until he got to experience it, but lucky I.C.O.R was merciful and let him out the next day. That pearling would be the first of many, but as also the beginning of a pretty good friendship.

After release the next day, Twinkie explored around the world, and even visited Alexandria just in time for a group picture at their new bank. He then stole one of their horses, and rode back out west to start his nation, Oklahoma.



Oklahoma

The Beginning

Oklahoma started out west where there was a lot of unclaimed land. Twinkie, on a horse stolen from Alexandria, started the beginnings of his first town with another fellow newfriend he met on the way to the location, but that newfriend would later get banned for being 12. A section of land along the Crimeo River would be claimed, and there started the town with a small wheat field, and the Oklahoma Mine. The Oklahomans didn't know about the Aqua Nether yet, so they got their stone and ores from the ground.

 
Twinkie outside the Oklahoma Mine. 11/24/2019

Twinkie established the Town of Mcloud up on the hill from the river, and the western theme town was built without a bastion. Buildings such as the Broke Back Saloon were designed and built in the town to the the strict building code in hopes to create the perfect western city.

Twinkie was the governor of Oklahoma, and would establish the "southern hospitality" communism policy of everyone placing and sharing materials in the community chests. Oklahoma also had an optional tax so that people could donate their daily stamina to the nation, Oklahoma didn't have hardly any factories and there were no stores anywhere close, so stamina was relatively useless for everyone and just filled Twinkie's pockets. That stamina was mainly used to help Oklahomans get their stamina up if it ever dipped under 25 so that they wouldn't get stamina banned.

Twinkie would later negotiate an alliance between Oklahoma and The Chicago Empire, and get access for Oklahomans to use the AN portal in the Incan Ruins.



Oklahoma v Aurora Conflict 12/2/2020

 
Twinkie killing YelloFishy in the McLoud prison 12/2/2019

Conflict arose when the neighboring one man nation of Aurora ran by YelloFishy decided to try and start claiming all the avaliable around Oklahoma to land lock them. Twinkie would end up killing YelloFishy in McLoud, and later pearl him in Woodward when he figured out you're suppose to have the pearl in your hotbar to use it. Yello's pearl was stored in a single layer of DRO under the town of McLoud, and would be released a couple days later by Yoritomo_, because the Oklahoman's didn't know how to use snitches yet.