Wjkroeker

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wj In Game
Characteristic wj Grin
Notwjkroeker wearing the purple robe (with matching hat)
Alleged Altswjuice, theREALwjkroeker, Notwjkroeker, uwuj
Abilitiesconnects to the server through sheer force of will, shitposting
First Civ ServerDevoted 3.0
Notable Achievementsfounded a civ made entirely of alts, see Hjaltland
Core Beliefspearling is a human rights violation, only cowards downvote
Power Levelimmeasurable with current technology

wjkroeker is as of yet a peaceful being, starting his stint in civclassic on the abandoned island formerly claimed by Northumbria, later welcoming the evicted populace of Mount Augusta to live there in harmony. Once a citizen of the now scattered and pearled civ New Sovia, he resides in his two man nation "Chicken Chunk". Here he presumably farms nether materials for his shop and spends time with his chicken friend, aptly named "chicken friend". Spending a great deal of his time alone has caused him to build boxy tube-like structures in order to signal his desire not to be disturbed. He ventured out sporadically to visit New Sovia, but has returned to his farms after the betrayal and collapse of Sovian powers.

Controversy Over Alts

The most recent revelation of wjkroeker's alts was the Hjaltland reveal, in which wj made his level of activity in politics and the game in general known to the public. Members of Hjaltland generally deny this claim. However, these reveals and denials seem to be a common strategy with wj in order to keep his enemies guessing.

Notwjkroeker, despite having admitted to being a wj alt, frequently denies any association with his supposed main account. When questioned, he replies with the Ben Shapiro quote: "its in the name."

uwuj was able to gain citizenship in Ceylon, the hub of player activity in New Sovia, by claiming to be a wj alt. However, this would indicate that wjkroeker purchased up to three accounts just to avoid riding the rails. uwuj is often seen around Nether Region in New Sovia, wjkroeker's shop.

TheREALwjkroeker has not been seen for over a year, casting doubt on whether or not it is in fact a wj alt.

Views On Botting

In an attempt to bolster community involvement and player interactions, wjkroeker spoke out quite vehemently against the use of bots. He claimed this was part of his religion, "Jumpism", which was dedicated to jumping and the general pursuit of excellence and elevation (literal and figurative) in all things. The player crimeo donated nearly two stacks of slime blocks for the temple wjkroeker never built. Opposition to the idea was championed by HenryDraton and squareblob. A debate was scheduled between wjkroeker and squareblob to settle the issue, with wj failing to show up like some kind of pussy. He maintains that he wasn't feeling well and slept through the debate (dubious). After a hiatus and return to civclassic, wjkroeker's Jumpist beliefs seem to have been replaced with some other bullshit, and his views on botting have relaxed significantly.

Invincibility

wjkroeker has never been pearled, and believes pearling to be a human rights violation. As such, he has never pearled another player. In attempts to stop wj or at the very least weaken his power, the server admins have shut down and whitelisted the server, killed all entities, and changed game mechanics over the years civclassic has been up. So far, nothing seems to make a difference.

Political Activity

While vehemently opposing what he calls [sic] "Big Governement", "Big Goverenement", or occasionally "Big Government" wjkroeker takes political action in word alone, refusing to stoop so low as to vote or hold office. His attempts to encourage universal human rights across the server have thus far been unsuccessful.