Accelerada
The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada is a extranational free economic zone located in the eastern region of the map. It is bordered by Varathia to the west, New Jersey to the north, Agotep to the east and Alexandria to the south.
| Accelerada | |
|---|---|
| The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada | |
 Flag of Accelerada (change this when we actually make a flag lmao) | |
 Emblem of Accelerada (change this too) | |
| General | |
| Location | [1] |
| Demonym | Acceleradan |
| Alliance | None. |
| Capital city | City of Accelerada |
| Settlements | City of Accelerada |
| Territories | the Free Economic Zone of Accelerada |
| Government | |
| Government | fuck idk what even is a government |
| Governing document | Constitution of Unitas |
• CEO's (idk if thats what we are tho) | noahravn ieatazz69 |
| Formation | |
| Foundation date | 6th Jan 2020 |
| Preceded by |  Varathia |
| Culture | |
| Language | English, Danish |
| Religion | Skipperism |
| Ideology | Postfordist capitalist-realist accelerationist precommunist protoanprim absolute-monarchist classical liberalism with Danish characteristics |
| National anthem | Er Kapitalismen |
| Links | |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/f2XGHkY |
| National Workers Party of Unitas | |
|---|---|
 Flag of the NWP | |
| Abbreviation | NWP |
| Chairperson | RavenRavenRaven |
| Founded | 27 Oct 2019 |
| Ideology | National Bolshevism • Marxism-Leninism-Maoism • Raven x3 thought on Socialism with Unitasi Characteristics for a New Era • Revolutionary Nationalism • Anti World Police • Fully Automated Luxury Ruralism • Post Posadism |
| Political position | Syncretic |
| Colour | Red |
| Slogan | Crab is Peace, Capital is Slavery, Nazbol is Strength |
| Anthem | Ghost Nation |
| Seats in the Council of the Republic | 3 / 8 (38%)
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| Anarchist Vanguard Party of Unitas | |
|---|---|
 Flag of the AVP | |
| Abbreviation | AVP |
| Leader | ChocChips |
| Founded | 07 Dec 2019 |
| Headquarters | Xifang |
| Ideology | Democratic Confederalism • Libertarian Municipalism |
| Political position | Far left |
| Colour | Orange |
| Seats in the Council of the Republic | 1 / 8 (13%)
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NO THIS IS NOT UNITAS THIS IS WENDY'S
History
Founding
The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada was founded on the 6th Jan 2020 by Azzeaters Inc.[1] Shortly after its declaration of independence, the Empire of Varathia informed noahravn that they had claimed the very same land three days earlier and intended to use it to farm netherwarts. This diplomatic crisis was resolved when Aresot, seeing how cool the Acceleradan project was, decided to agree to resolve the conflict with a thumb war. The Acceleradan Thumb War of Independence resulted in a total victory for Accelerada and emperor Aresot was therefore forced to give up his claim.
The First Acceleradan-Varathian War of the Aqua Nether
Shortly after its independence, Accelerada noticed the nearby Aqua Nether portal in the river just west of their territory. The area just around the river had not been ceded in The Acceleradan Thumb War of Independence, and was therefore still Varathian. Later that day, noahravn and Albyrt visited Olendor, where they met Aresot. Noahravn officially asked Aresot for permission to use his Aqua Nether portal and Aresot agreed to it, but only if he could dig more sand than Aresot from the desert. Seeing that Aresot had a mith shovel, and that his steel shovel had just broken, noahravn proposed a counter offer: the conflict would be decided with a rap battle. Aresot agreed to this and the battle begun. After a very close battle, Aresot decided to allow Accelerada to use the north eastern portion of the Aqua Nether portal block in what would later become known as the Partitioning of the Aqua Nether Portal.
Geography
The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada consists of a smalll area of only 0.066 km2. It is situated on the western side of the two volcanoes of Mt. Igottamakeupaname and Mt. Igottamakeupanothername. Most of its area is covered by the City of Accelerada.
Landmarks
Despite its small area, The Free Economic Zone has many landmarks.
The Lucky 69 Casino
The Lucky 69 Casino is one of the biggest Landmarks of Accelerada. The building is circular with a diameter of 103 blocks. As of 19th Jan 2020, the Lucky 69 Casino is still under construction.
Infrastructure
The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada has a very developed infrastructure. At 15 blocks wide, it has one of the biggest main streets of the east coast region. The city is connected by rail to the cities of Olendor, Alexandria and New Jersey. There are also plans to make a railway to the city of Wheaton.
The Alexandrian-Acceleradan Canal
The Alexandrian-Acceleradan Canal is a canal that connects from the coastal city of Alexandria to the city of Accelerada, where it joins with the river that runs through varathia and continues to the western ocean. The canal is built on sea level. This canal effectively makes it possible to sail through the continent all the way from the east coast to the west coast without ever breaking your boat. Construction of the Canal was finished on Jan 17th 2020.
Politics
Fuck idk ill do the politics part later
forget this unitasi stuff below, im just keeping it as a reference for now
Council of the Republic
The Council of the Republic (CoR) is the governing body of the United Republic.
National Workers Party
The NWP has been founded with the creation of the FDPSFR Unitas and remains most influental in its capital city. It advocates for socialism with a strong focus on the nation and continuing Unitasi traditions whilst embracing the new conditions of a new world. A central point to the NWP is the Raven x3 Thought on Socialism with Unitasi Characteristics for a New Age, which tries to reconcile and synergise the various aspects of the party.
Anarchist Vanguard Party
Tired of the repression they faced in Xiangmu, a group of anarchists fled the capital of Unitas to start the new commune of Xifang in the north of the country. Quickly they realized they had to form a party that could oppose the hegemony of the National Workers Party in Unitas, so the Anarchist Vanguard Party, influenced by democratic confederalism, was born.
Stalin's Last Army
Staln's Last Army is the political vanguard of The People of the Shining Crab. It's goal is the full stalinization of the entire world in order to reach Crab Communism as envisoned by the King Crab known as Shiny Crab Man. The goals of this political party are:
- The construction of a crab-socialist caliphate in the United Republic in which Shiny Crab Man takes the eternal position as King Crab of the Republic and it's chosen human form, the Hermit Crab of The People of the Shining Crab, acts as it's human representative and as the official head of the state.
- Elevating the guidelines of The People of the Shining Crab above the laws of state.
- Outlawing all religions and cults, specifically the Cult of Unicrap.
- Relocate all labor-power and resources of the United Republic into the construction of a temple for Shiny Crab Man.
- Creating the conditions for the Crab Communist Utopia by advancing philosophy and technology to such a high degree that we can replace our weak human bodies with a collectively-shared giant crab body in which we share one collective consciousness.
- Crab Communism by 2049.