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== Property ==
* Tweetabix rented an apartment from Cirex22 when he arrived in Norlund, but Cirex has never asked for further rent payments.
* Tweet's house in West Kannin is a mixed use three storey development with ocean views and unparalleled transport links. It features a roof garden, a ground floor shop entrance, a horse stable, and a retractable balcony window.
* Norlund Rocks Kannin Tower- not yet complete.
* SirBoss gave Tweetabix an apartment in the Viking Longhouse of Ansgar.
*SirBoss also gave Tweet the residence of a shop in the Station District of West Kannin in which he runs a small Onboard machine and several shopchests.
== Politics ==
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Tweetabix favoured keeping the Norlish tax system, citing politicians such as Clement Attlee and Tony Benn, whose “state not charity” mantra led to the funding of the British NHS.
He believes Civs should prioritise rail transport over horse transport, which is more readily accessible for wealthy players and creates inequality.<blockquote>If its anything like IRL though, the leafy suburbs (not sure where they are in Norlund tbh) will decide they will be using boats to get everywhere and commandeer more than their fair share of public money for the construction of roads on which to ride their chelsea tractors, sorry boats</blockquote>However Tweet has also supported private railway tunnels for competition purposes.
Tweet supports density in buildings, saying there is no need for Civs to replicate the unsustainable Y-axis based suburban model of American cities, especially when Gold Lifts make it more efficient to travel vertically than horizontally.
==== #Norlectioneering ====▼
Started the Verian Big Diggers Union out of protest of volunteering to dig in Veria’s “big dig” station build but not having bastion access- and therefore being subject to unsafe working conditions.
▲==== #Norlectioneering ====
After the death of King Terry, Ahrimanne approached Tweetabix to breed a rabbit king. King Theodore IV was successfully bred in a secret Norlund location and presented to the public on 30 April, when Tweet gave a speech parodying Ronald Reagan’s famous age wisecrack:<blockquote>I am not worried about that Old Man Mammoth being a tyrant. No, I am worried because he is old! I am worried that he will die on the throne in a matter of weeks, and then we shall have the second great constitutional crisis of our lifetimes. What Norlund needs is stability. A King that all can trust. A King that all can physically look up to, a King that is, always, always online and never Logs Off. A King that is not a thinker, but a doer, a doer of great jumps and squeaks, a King who understands exactly what our principle export, the humble Carrot, means to us Norls. A King... that is a Rabbit.</blockquote>Tweet then proceeded to paint carrots onto quotes of Eamon de Valera, first President of Ireland.▼
▲I am not worried about that Old Man Mammoth being a tyrant. No, I am worried because he is old! I am worried that he will die on the throne in a matter of weeks, and then we shall have the second great constitutional crisis of our lifetimes. What Norlund needs is stability. A King that all can trust. A King that all can physically look up to, a King that is, always, always online and never Logs Off. A King that is not a thinker, but a doer, a doer of great jumps and squeaks, a King who understands exactly what our principle export, the humble Carrot, means to us Norls. A King... that is a Rabbit.
Soon after Jarl Shamus repaired the blast furnace, Tweet decided an active King was better than a constitutional figurehead and began to support Shamus for King.
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Tweet was initially Anti-Karl, calling Karl “ugly” on 2 May. On 9 May he said “my policy on Karl from now on is to ignore him” but on 21 May Tweet said he has come to appreciate Karl as a mascot, if not a King or Deity.
He said on 30 April that “Any Norl who
On 3 May, Tweet voted to exile Rain from Norlund.
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bread and cats, land and freedom, posts and cereal… these are the demands of Tweet Biscuits
[[TWINKIEminer|Twinkie]], what a daft name, literally who would name themselves after a food stuff</blockquote>▼
▲Twinkie, what a daft name, literally who would name themselves after a food stuff</blockquote>
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