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The '''Battle of Eddie Murphy''', also known as the '''Murphy Tech Incident''', the '''Eddie Murphy Massacre''', or '''Bloody Sunday''', was a military incident caused by three supposedly new players mounting a military effort against [[Amyr]]. The incident is notable for having brought together players from a vast array of nations to pearl the three players, and for having challenged them in an extremely disproportionate way.
The '''Battle of Eddie Murphy''', also known as the '''Murphy Tech Incident''', the '''Eddie Murphy Massacre''', or '''Bloody Sunday''', was a military incident caused by three supposedly new players mounting a military effort against [[Amyr]]. The incident is notable for having brought together players from a vast array of nations to pearl the three players, and for having challenged them in an extremely disproportionate way.


===Prelude===
==Prelude==
[[Nuts0ni]] and [[Zenos11]] first joined [[CivClassic]] and [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] on November 2, 2021. Appearing to be precocious newfriends, the two formed the corporation [[Murphy Tech]], and immediately began producing resources such as XP, bastions, and obsidian. Suspicious of this development, [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] investigated the duo, and found that they had constructed a bunker-iceroad network stretching from [[Pholadelphia]] to the [[Geographical Regions#Southern Pripyat Sea|Southern Pripyat Sea]]. Alarmed, [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] nearly attempted to pearl the group on November 14, 2021, but backed down when [[Zenos11]] provided an alibi: that he had looted an intact [[Lexington]] bunker shortly after spawning in, funding his activities with the resulting loot. [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] chose not to worry about the situation further, and even taught the players the basics of Civ combat - vault combat included.<br>
[[Nuts0ni]] and [[Zenos11]] first joined [[CivClassic]] and [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] on November 2, 2021. Appearing to be precocious newfriends, the two formed the corporation [[Murphy Tech]], and immediately began producing resources such as XP, bastions, and obsidian. Suspicious of this development, [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] investigated the duo, and found that they had constructed a bunker-iceroad network stretching from [[Pholadelphia]] to the [[Geographical Regions#Southern Pripyat Sea|Southern Pripyat Sea]]. Alarmed, [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] nearly attempted to pearl the group on November 14, 2021, but backed down when [[Zenos11]] provided an alibi: that he had looted an intact [[Lexington]] bunker shortly after spawning in, funding his activities with the resulting loot. [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] chose not to worry about the situation further, and even taught the players the basics of Civ combat - vault combat included.<br>
On November 20, [[MagistraJWilli]] - who had by this date joined [[Murphy Tech]] - pinged several @everyone snitches in [[Amyr]]'s city, New moon. [[WNS2]] logged on to pearl the player. After attacking [[MagistraMJWilli]] WNS2 was pearled and released minutes after. In response to this altercation, [[Amyr]] labeled [[MagistraJWilli]] as pearl-on-sight in [[AF-CES]]. [[MagistraJWilli]]'s home nation of [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] attempted to arrange her extradition, but when [[MagistraJWilli]] refused to log on, an alternative deal was struck: [[MagistraJWilli]] would not log on for a week.
On November 20, [[MagistraJWilli]] - who had by this date joined [[Murphy Tech]] - pinged several @everyone snitches in [[Amyr]]'s city, New moon. [[WNS2]] logged on to pearl the player. After attacking [[MagistraMJWilli]] WNS2 was pearled and released minutes after. In response to this altercation, [[Amyr]] labeled [[MagistraJWilli]] as pearl-on-sight in [[AF-CES]]. [[MagistraJWilli]]'s home nation of [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] attempted to arrange her extradition, but when [[MagistraJWilli]] refused to log on, an alternative deal was struck: [[MagistraJWilli]] would not log on for a week.


===Conflict===
==Conflict==
On November 21, [[MagistraJWilli]] logged on anyway; [[FKA_Twink]] quickly located them in an unknown fortification in the sea between the [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy]] and [[Amyr]], defended by [[Zenos11]] and [[Nuts0ni]]. Stunned and incensed, available [[AF-CES]] fighters such as [[WNS2]], [[yodabird19]], and [[NEBULANDD]] loaded into a voice chat in [[Amyr]]'s Discord and plotted the trio's demise.<br>
On November 21, [[MagistraJWilli]] logged on anyway; [[FKA_Twink]] quickly located them in an unknown fortification in the sea between the [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy]] and [[Amyr]], defended by [[Zenos11]] and [[Nuts0ni]]. Stunned and incensed, available [[AF-CES]] fighters such as [[WNS2]], [[yodabird19]], and [[NEBULANDD]] loaded into a voice chat in [[Amyr]]'s Discord and plotted the trio's demise.<br>
Initially, [[Murphy Tech]] was not aware of what was going on; though recognizing that their predicament was related to [[MagistraMJWilli]]'s altercation with [[WNS2]], the three repeatedly pinged [[yodabird19]] in the [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] discord in search of information as to the identities of those casing their bunkers.<br>
Initially, [[Murphy Tech]] was not aware of what was going on; though recognizing that their predicament was related to [[MagistraMJWilli]]'s altercation with [[WNS2]], the three repeatedly pinged [[yodabird19]] in the [[Imperial Federation of Eddie Murphy|Eddie Murphy]] discord in search of information as to the identities of those casing their bunkers.<br>