Alexmelons

Preface

Before reading the CivWiki on player "alexmelons", it is imperative to understand the importance of the melon. Now, really, what is a melon? A food? A decoration? A weapon of mass destruction? The correct answer: all of them. A melon is a crucial artifact gatherable by nearly any Minecraft player, and in this case, nearly any CivCraft player. Except in this world of Minecraft, the use of a melon is heavily underestimated and it is seen as a mere source of food. Do not listen to such lies, as the truth has been heavily suppressed by the weepee. Through the studies of alexmelons, it has been found that melons hold the powers stronger than any god to exist. It is all just a matter of how the power is gathered, contained, and manipulated. Though one may think, "Aha, a melon is quick and easy to grow, none shall falter to such powers if thy melons don strengths of both healing and destruction.", it would be foolish to think it is so easy to reach such powers of the melon. Though that is a lesson for another day. Here you are for the player, melon farmer, and aspiring millionare, alexmelons.

Overview

alexmelons was formerly known as _Monkee on CivClassics around the release of said server. He was in the nation of Kraken at the begining, and as the nation of Kraken died out to be reborn as Nymph, alexmelons/_Monkee was a founder of the nation Nymph. _Monkee at the time did not favor the powers of melon, nor did he understand the powers they behold. Years later, during the release of CivUniverse did the creations of such magic and religion form into the powers of the melon. alexmelons had one goal at the beginning of CivUniverse. Complete melon world domination. What did this mean? alexmelons himself did not quite know what that meant, though he set out for said goal nonetheless. alexmelons was a councilmember of Wyvern at the beginning of CivUniverse, owning a small island and a hefty plot of prime farm land in the swamps. alexmelons focused his time into creating a farm of the melons. He did not falter nor delay, for every action of his being was precisely and accurately calculated for maximum melon efficiency. At the beginning of the server, alexmelons had a puny and disapointing melon farm barely strong enough to withstand the strength of a thousand suns. By the end of the server, not only did he become King of Wyvern, he had the largest melon farm in all of CivUniverse.

King of Wyvern

alexmelons is the King of Wyvern or something.

Melon Farmer

alexmelons is a world renowned and famed melon farmer, known for his devotion to the art of melon farming. It is said that each and every melon created by his rightful hand is given the love and care that it so much deserves of, despite the fact that he also governs the most melon production and efficiency known to mankind. The practice of melon farming is known to be an annoying task, and a slow one. alexmelons has found several new techniques to both enhance the speed of melon production while also making the task easier. His techniques and rituals for farming are kept secret, as only he and the melons themselves have witnessed the arts of his techniques. One could say that his melon farming is the same as any other farming, but all of his melons have been reviewed and studied by other melon scientists around the world and they have confirmed that there is no other melon like his. Admin and Owner of CivUniverse, Ian, has even confirmed it saying that the melons of alexmelons are 10/10 and the best in the server.

Side Jobs

Though a humble melon farmer, alexmelons also took the jobs and roles of many other occupations. His once second line of worker was pole dancing in the Twinkie Casino, generating funds to fuel more melon farm industry. alexmelons was also a sculptor, though he was no true artist, he made a statue of The Melon Man holding our beloved Melon Earth over his shoulders. The grand statue was built in honor of the melons, and is a holy site on the Mellon island. Though at heart he was a melon farmer and King of Wyvern, alexmelons was also a wholesome slaver of the cow population for Wyvern. alexmelons also was a distributer of pharmaceuticals and narcotics, while also policing the extinction of such drugs in the salami seas.

Pictures of the Melon Man Statue