User:Tomatoechips

my goofy ass dropped out the battlebus and landed in the middle of goddamn nowhere, my goofy friend dropped before me by a few weeks and landed in vanaheim valley, but its ok some jamaican man picked up my reboot card. It was kinda fun at the start we were just messing around and i was making a house, and we went mining one time, one day this mf became my opp, he clapped me but cuz im him i went and got the ores back and ran to fucking china where he cant do shit (goofy on my part idk why i did this) i tried to be some edgy ass nomad or smth and stole from farms nearby and tried to make gear with xp thing but this was too goofy i couldnt do smth like that and start a revenge arc cuz it was boring af, so i went back in if and just tried to make peace with the mf but bro framed me and then 2 big black men clapped me in an alleyway and sent me to hell while this mf hass was telling me i had a job bro set me up, when they found out i was innocent i got let out and my goofy ass friend hid for a bit and everyone forgot abt it cuz noone rlly care we just some side character mfs, while i was out of IF i realised god damn, all the other nations are so god damn beautiful, why tf midgard look like shit, so i tried to make it better but im not good at building rlly and huntwolf carried and we made it kinda better, did some other shit like jobs, made some drugs and tried to beat blatlas at making more drugs (Im better go buy from ICE Labs), my town was part of IF collapse so ig im an Ass guard citizen now, maybe gon build somewhere else in asgard like between vanaheim and imperia idk, the end mfs, imma read this as a bed time story to my kids one day.