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Tweet wanted to go into business. He declared he would build a Norlund Rocks climbing gym in Kannin, and began to research existing minigames. During a trip to CivCorp on 2 May, he joined '''Tritonio’s''' [[CivCorp|Maze]] club as part of his research into existing minigames and started a [[CivMint]] account. On 10 May Tweet travelled to '''[[Zen]]''' to participate in the first [[Zen|Altercation at the Altar]] as further minigame research. Tweet was defeated in less than 30 seconds by [[Saviors City|MSPaintDaily]], who was himself eliminated mere seconds later.
Tweet wanted to go into business. He declared he would build a Norlund Rocks climbing gym in Kannin, and began to research existing minigames. During a trip to CivCorp on 2 May, he joined '''Tritonio’s''' [[CivCorp|Maze]] club as part of his research into existing minigames and started a [[CivMint]] account. On 10 May Tweet travelled to '''[[Zen]]''' to participate in the first [[Zen|Altercation at the Altar]] as further minigame research. Tweet was defeated in less than 30 seconds by [[Saviors City|MSPaintDaily]], who was himself eliminated mere seconds later.


On 12 May, Tweet did some terraforming for '''Sir Grettir''' in Ansgar, a canton north of Kannin where the Vikings lived. '''Shamus''' invited him to become a Viking, an increasingly powerful group within Norlund.
==== Joining Ansgar Vikings ====
On 12 May, Tweet did some terraforming for Sir Grettir in Ansgar, a canton north of Kannin where the Vikings lived. '''Shamus''' invited him to become a Viking, an increasingly powerful group within Norlund.


==== Computerovirus ====
==== Computerovirus and CivMint ====
On 16 May, Tweet announced he had broken his computer trying to do upgrades on it. This resulted in a 2 week period of limited activity, with his house in Kannin surrounded by a quarantine tape warning players not to enter. During this period, Tweet stuck to the West Kannin area, focusing on beautifying the run down area just as SirBoss completed the Kannin Grand Central Station district of West Kannin. SirBoss gave him a shop in the new station area in exchange for helping to dig it out.
On 16 May, Tweet announced he had broken his computer trying to do upgrades on it. This resulted in a 2 week period of limited activity, with his house in Kannin surrounded by a quarantine tape warning players not to enter. During this period, Tweet stuck to the West Kannin area, focusing on beautifying the run down area just as SirBoss completed the Kannin Grand Central Station district of West Kannin. SirBoss gave him a shop in the new station area in exchange for helping to dig it out.


When Tritonio expressed interest in expanding his Onboard exchanges, Tweetabix invited him to Kannin to build exchanges with him there, in a space he obtained in bhieex's Carrot Crack. This enables long-distance remote currency exchange between Kannin and CivCorp, backed up by Tweetabix and Tritonio. Tweet charges a fee for his end of the service. To publicise the new exchanges, Tweet ran a raffle in that one random early customer of the Exchange would receive a much higher amount of [[Currencies|ESTA]] than they paid in Stamina.
Having signed up to be a CivMint vendor for Tritonio in Kannin, Tweet took another shop space in the Carrot Crack. On 30 May, he built a Viking Helmet atop Kannin Castle to celebrate the ascension of Shamus, Jarl of Ansgar, to the throne of all of Norlund. He then completed the outer shell of the "'''Norlund Rocks'''" climbing centre and began building the inside climbing wall, with a view to opening the centre in time for Kannin's upcoming Carrot Festival.

On 30 May, Tweet built a Viking Helmet atop Kannin Castle to celebrate the ascension of Shamus, Jarl of Ansgar, to the throne of all of Norlund. He then completed the outer shell of the "'''Norlund Rocks'''" climbing centre and began building the inside climbing wall, with a view to opening the centre in time for Kannin's upcoming Carrot Festival.


At this point, Tweetabix held the following properties in and around the Norlund capital:
At this point, Tweetabix held the following properties in and around the Norlund capital:
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* Apartment, Central Kannin
* Apartment, Central Kannin
* Norlund Rocks gym, Central Kannin
* Norlund Rocks gym, Central Kannin
Tweet was much liked at this point within Norlund for his drawings, roleplaying around the Carrot King and a planned Rabbit replacement, and his videos.


=== The Secession of Ansgar ===
=== The Secession of Ansgar ===
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On 2 June, Tweet was struggling for storage space in Kannin. He built a new base in the Ansgar canton, and built a huge wooden barrel near the Dutch city of Vlaardingen. This build was entirely unrelated to the coming Secession, as Tweet was not privvy to the inner workings of the Ansgar independence movement.
On 2 June, Tweet was struggling for storage space in Kannin. He built a new base in the Ansgar canton, and built a huge wooden barrel near the Dutch city of Vlaardingen. This build was entirely unrelated to the coming Secession, as Tweet was not privvy to the inner workings of the Ansgar independence movement.


Over the next few days, politics in Norlund became much more complex and Tweet, being a citizen of Kannin as well as a Viking, ended up as a deputation for the Ansgar rebels. Tweet stepped up to the mark in order to ensure that the wording of a referendum form between Ansgar and Norlund as to the ownership of Kannin created "the best deal for Kannin citizens."
The leaders of the Viking canton of Ansgar declared a split from the nation of Norlund. The new Ansgar government claimed that, because they had invested so much of their own resources into neighbouring Kannin, they should be able to claim it as part of their new territory. The New Norlund Government would not secede their capital, so a Referendum was proposed. Tweetabix had a foot in both camps, being a citizen of Kannin as well as a Viking, ended up as a deputation for the Ansgar rebels. He wanted to ensure that the '''wording''' of the Ansgar-Kannin referendum form ensured a good outcome for Kannin citizens.
==== The Kannin Referendum Debate ====
==== The Kannin Referendum Debate ====
A tortuous 24-hour Discord debate began between Tweetabix and SirBoss on one side, representing Ansgar Vikings with a stake in Kannin, and Norlish government officials Groxlord and GetSkinny. Tweet argued for:
A tortuous 24-hour Discord debate began between Tweetabix and SirBoss on one side, representing Ansgar Vikings with a stake in Kannin, and Norlish government officials Groxlord and GetSkinny. Tweet argued for:
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* exclusion of dual citizens from the Kannin referendum, arguing this was against the Norlund constution. This would disenfranchise Okx, who was gathering support in a private "Kannin" Discord server.
* exclusion of dual citizens from the Kannin referendum, arguing this was against the Norlund constution. This would disenfranchise Okx, who was gathering support in a private "Kannin" Discord server.
* disputed several opinion-based points made by the opposition as attempts at slandering Ansgar's independence efforts.
* disputed several opinion-based points made by the opposition as attempts at slandering Ansgar's independence efforts.
* Skinny refused to allow Tweet to go to sleep at 3AM UK time. Instead SirBoss was substituted.<blockquote>Goodness, it's not even 9am and Norlund are already using logical fallacies against us. -SirBoss, during the night shift of the Kannin Referendum Debate
* Skinny refused to allow Tweet to go to sleep at 3AM UK time. Instead SirBoss was substituted.<blockquote>'''Goodness, it's not even 9am and Norlund are already using logical fallacies against us.''' -SirBoss, during the night shift of the Kannin Referendum Debate


About one day into the referendum, the Vikings tired of arguing with the bureaucracy-loving New Norlund Government. The two parties effectively resolved the situation by the signing of a peace treaty which ceded Kannin land to the new Republic. Tweet was not happy about this.
About one day into the referendum, the more senior Vikings tired of arguing with the New Norlund Government. The two parties effectively resolved the situation by the signing of a peace treaty which ceded Kannin land to the new Republic.


[[File:TweetabixHouseAnsgar.png|thumb|Tweetabix's house in Kannin, in the process of being rebuilt at Amerssingen, Ansgar.]]'''Results of the Secession:'''
[[File:TweetabixHouseAnsgar.png|thumb|Tweetabix's house in Kannin, in the process of being rebuilt at Amerssingen, Ansgar.]]'''Results of the Secession:'''


* Tweetabix was stripped of Norlund citizenship.
* Tweetabix was stripped of Norlund citizenship and lost access to his Kannin properties.
* Tweet was named a Valkyrie, an inner circle of Vikings that led the new Yggdrasil.
* Antea (at the time on the Norlund side) removed the viking helmet Tweet had built on Kannin Castle.
* Antea (at the time on the Norlund side) removed the viking helmet Tweet had built on Kannin Castle.
* Vikings were removed from Norlund NameLayers.
* Vikings were removed from Norlund NameLayers.
* Norlund introduced a new version of the Kran currency, due to Viking interference with the old Kran master-plate.
* Norlund introduced a new version of the Kran currency, due to Viking interference with the old Kran master-plate.
* Norlunder bhieex destroyed Norlund Rocks, and it was later replaced by a mansion for Lord Grox.
* Norlunder bhieex destroyed Norlund Rocks by 20 June, and it was later replaced by a mansion for Lord Grox.
* Tweet wrote a book called The Secession of Ansgar, Vol 1. Norlish officials called it defamatory, Shamus encouraged its printing. A second volume was never released.
* Tweet wrote a book called The Secession of Ansgar, Vol 1. Norlish officials called it defamatory, Shamus encouraged its printing. A second volume was never released.
* Tweet moved his Kannin house block-by-block to Amerssingen, an area of Ansgar on the cliff above Vlaardingen.
* Tweet moved his Kannin house block-by-block to Amerssingen, an area of Ansgar on the cliff above Vlaardingen.
* Tweetabix, tired from arguing and dissappointed by the concessions, considered retirement from CivRealms.
* Ansgar acquired new land south of Norlund's Tallum and, after merging with [[Savaguard|Solaria]], became [[Yggdrasil]].
* Gray of Solaria became the new King of Yggdrasil, with Shamus as his right hand man. Shamus concentrated on building the vault Asgard.


=== Yggdrasil ===
=== Yggdrasil ===
Tweet, now solely a Viking citizen of Yggdrasil, competed in the second Altercation at the Altar at Zen, as a representative of the new state.
With the rebrand of Ansgar to [[Yggdrasil]], Tweet began to explore options for a semi-retirement. One option was to transition to a more regular presence at CivCorp, developing a mixed use residential, commercial and leisure facility in plot A3. However this plot, rented from [[TWINKIEminer]], was later lost as Tweet and Joseph focused their efforts back on home turf.

He also competed in the second Altercation at the Altar at Zen, as a representative of the new state.


After this he attended the Alexandrian Victory Party, his first time in the south of the map. Antea was there, and was soon to join Yggdrasil as part of the Secession of Yoslan from Norlund.
After this he attended the Alexandrian Victory Party, his first time in the south of the map. Antea was there, and was soon to join Yggdrasil as part of the Secession of Yoslan from Norlund.


Joseph constructed a replica Twin Towers in Yggdrasil, and gave Tweet a penthouse in the North Tower for helping with the build and providing some materials (specifically, mooshrooms). Tweet moved what little valuables he had into the penthouse and began construction on a small patch of land he had been granted north of the Towers. He also wrote two books, the [[Viking Modular]] Manifesto and Regulations. Shamus, now in semi retirement himself, urged Tweet to write a new book about Norlund.
Tweetabix, Joseph and other Vikings invested their time digging out and building the great vault of Asgard. Joseph, constructor of Vlaardingen and later King of Yggdrasil, constructed a replica Twin Towers near Asgard, and gave Tweet a penthouse in the North Tower for helping with the build and providing some materials. Tweet moved what little valuables he had into the penthouse and began construction on a small patch of land he had been granted north of the Towers, near Tallum and the Norlund border.

=== Viking Modular and Xanadu ===
Tweet had been thinking about creating a new building code, which he named Viking Modular. <blockquote>"the most repressive building code in CivRealms, creating perfect modular housing.” </blockquote>He developed a new Modular Building Code, publishing two books in PDF and ingame form: the '''[[Viking Modular]] Manifesto''' and '''Regulations'''. This was inspired by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VM_Houses VM Houses] of Copenhagen. Having acquired land from the new state, he began to develop the town of Xanadu, which would form a proof of concept for Viking Modular.


At the end of June, Tweet started to tire of politics. Overnight he left every CivRealms-related Discord server, in order to focus on the construction of his final project, the town of Xanadu. This town was initially described as "the VM" informally by Yggdrasil citizens, because it was the first to use the Viking Modular code. King Gray and others thought that Tweetabix planned to attack Norlund and sent a message to Norlund members saying that Tweet was going to attack them, stripping him of all NameLayer access in Yggdrasil.
=== The Construction of Xanadu ===
At the end of June, Tweet started to tire of the politics he had been a part of for over a month. He decided to leave every one of the CivRealms-related Discord servers he was in in order to focus on the construction of his final project, the town of Xanadu. This town was initially described as "the VM" informally by Yggdrasil members, because it was the first to use the Viking Modular code. However King Gray and others thought that by leaving Discord Tweet wanted to attack Norlund and sent a message to Norlund members saying that Tweet was going to attack them, stripping him of all the NameLayer access in Yggdrasil.


Tweet was distraught and had to beg to be let back into Yggdrasil, explaining it was a misunderstanding. However as part of this process he had to promise to build just a 79x79 area and hand over the groups to Joseph at the end of the month. Joseph also expressed a desire to leave a few weeks later and was not made to agree to similar terms. Tweet once again was able to continue building the VM town which he began to refer to as Xanadu, after the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanadu_(Citizen_Kane) grand estate of Citizen Kane]. However after his reinstatement as Valkyrie, King Gray created a new rank above that, the High Council, and soon almost everyone in Yggdrasil was on the new Council, but for Tweet and a number of dual citizens. Soon the role of Valkyrie was removed and Tweet lost all political influence within Yggdrasil.
Tweet had to beg to be let back into Yggdrasil, explaining it was a misunderstanding. However as part of this process he had to promise to build just a 79x79 area and hand over the groups to Joseph at the end of the month. Tweet once again was able to continue building the VM town which he began to refer to as Xanadu, after the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanadu_(Citizen_Kane) grand estate of Citizen Kane]. However after his reinstatement as Valkyrie, King Gray created a new rank above that, the High Council, and soon almost everyone in Yggdrasil was on the new Council, but for Tweet and a number of dual citizens. Soon the role of Valkyrie was removed and Tweet lost all political influence within Yggdrasil.


=== The Norlundic Bush War ===
=== The Norlundic Bush War ===
Tweet was left out of the Norlundic Bush War almost entirely. Overnight Joseph, Grettir and Shamus attacked Norlish infrastructure after Blackwater started to get stuck in, but Tweet was asleep. The next day he ventured into Norlish territory and ended up in a fight with Okx (via Okx alt “Awardable”). Tweet was under-prepared and just about managed to reach the border of Yggdrasil alive, where Antea met the pair and scared Okx off.
Tweet was not consulted or involved with the Norlundic Bush War. Overnight Joseph, Grettir and Shamus attacked Norlish infrastructure alongside Blackwater. The next day, Tweetabix ventured into Norlish territory and ended up in a fight with Okx. Tweet was under-prepared and just about managed to reach the border of Yggdrasil alive, where Antea met the pair and warned Okx away.


After this a peace conference was held in Tallum to crown the new Kings of both nations- King Leo in Norlund and King Grettir in Yggdrasil. Also due to the location of Xanadu on the border with Tallum, Tweet started talking to Pope/King Leo and friends in Tallum once again. As peace was achieved he asked to regain his Norlund citizenship, since GetSkinny was no longer a part of the Norlish government and his friend Leo was King, he thought this an improvement.
A peace conference was held in Tallum's Vatican City to crown the new Kings of both nations- King Leobenet of Norlund and King Grettir of Yggdrasil. As Xanadu was so close to the Norlund border and Leo's Vatican City, Tweet and his former Pope, Leo, began to talk again. Tweetabix soon asked to regain his Norlund citizenship, on condition that GetSkinny was no longer a part of the Norlish government.


Tweet hired an apprentice, Plaxcaster, and pledged to give him at least 100 of his remaining stamina if Plax helped Tweet build Xanadu for a week before he retired. He attended confessions with Pope Leo and spoke openly about how he felt his end was coming and wondered would he still be able to get into Heaven after writing such a heretical book in which he dismissed God in favour of Odin.
Tweet hired an apprentice, Plaxcaster, and pledged to give him at least 100 of his remaining stamina if Plax helped Tweet build Xanadu for a week before he retired. He attended confessions with Pope Leo and spoke openly about how he felt his end was coming.


However a DM with KannonKyle was leaked to Yggdrasil wherein Tweet expressed that he wanted to secede and bring Xanadu over the border to join Norlund again. Yggdrasil once again started complaining about Xanadu and said that because Tweet had expanded the town to include a border wall it was breaching their earlier agreement. In truth, the rest of Yggdrasil had never much liked Viking Modular and always wanted Tweet to destroy it. Tweet insisted that Xanadu would be his legacy.
Tweetabix messaged KannonKyle, saying that he wanted to secede and bring Xanadu over the border to join Norlund again. KannonKyle then leaked this message to Yggdrasil. Yggdrasil started complaining about Xanadu and said that because Tweet had expanded the town to include a border wall it was breaching their earlier agreement. In truth, the rest of Yggdrasil had never much liked the Viking Modular idea and always wanted Tweet to destroy it. Tweet insisted that Xanadu would be his legacy.


Tweet refused to cede to the demands on Xanadu and was exiled. He would not cede his NameLayer groups, or destroy any of his constructions. After saying goodbye to his beloved horse, ''A Disturbance In The Horse'', Tweet met with the new King of Yggdrasil, '''Sir Grettir''', to submit to his final execution while Antea looked on.
Tweet refused to cede to the demands on Xanadu and was exiled. He would not cede his NameLayer groups or constructions. After saying goodbye to his beloved horse, Tweet met with the '''King''' '''Grettir''' to submit to his final execution, with Antea as witness.


=== The End. ===
=== The End. ===
Tweetabix's Pearl was held in the vault of Asgard, which he, with the other Vikings, had helped to dig. Months later, Norlund and Yggdrasil actually allied with other Northern nations against Blackwater and the U.S.A, who spent some time trying to crack Asgard. A number of Norls actually gave their lives to defend this vault. Eventually after around a month, it fell, and the fighting moved on to the Heaven vault. The nations of Norlund and Yggdrasil never recovered.


== Projects ==
== Projects ==

==== NORLUND ROCKS ====
On 25 April Tweet asked King Terry for planning permission to build a tower in Kannin. On 26 April he pondered if there was a way to “use a chest like a locker room in a gym.” After the death of Terry and subsequent wave of bureaucracy, Tweet claimed to have taken inspiration from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VwlSihAMKs Albert Dryden] and began constructing the tower anyway. In this he was assisted by the Pope’s prayers, Koojkii who donated a good deal of terracotta, and KannonKyle who became a key investor. On 4 May Tweet worried that Crimeo’s piston chunk limit might imperil the infant project, which relies on sticky pistons to work. However, this was resolved and on 9 May Tweet suggested the possible future expansion of the Rocks franchise to other cities, or a dedicated theme park, and a publicity event titled “Rumble at the Rock.” The Rocks centre is not yet open to the public.

Following the Secession of Ansgar the future of the Rocks Centre became uncertain, although it would be legal for Tweet to run it under the terms of the Peace Treaty. However, on 20 June Tweet returned to find that the centre had been completely razed to the ground.

After the presentation of proof, former assistant to the project bhieex3 admitted to having taken the building down without consulting Tweet- technically a violation of the Peace Treaty. However Tweet instead asked bhieex to "pay reps" by helping build the World Trade Centre in Yggdrasil.

==== FOOTGOLEM PITCH ====
In May, Mirakles invited Tweetabix to the Civcraft Museum Server, where he recalled an old project from the Commonwealth on Civcraft 2.0, the [[Footgolem]] Stadium. Mirakles agreed to start a pumpkin farm in order to host footgolem games in modern day Norlund. Mirakles also expressed an interest in building a holiday park and it is possible this and the theme park could become the same project.

==== VIKING MODULAR ====
Also during May, Tweet began to experiment with a new form of building code he named [[Viking Modular]], after Bjarke Ingels’ VM Buildings in Copenhagen. He said that the “idea is to create the most repressive building code in CivRealms, creating perfect modular housing.” Currently two versions of VM are in development, one based around 3x3 units and one based around 5x5 units.

The week of Yggdrasil's inception, Tweet began to scout a location- at last- for the VM building project.

==== KANNIN ESTA EXCHANGE ====
When Tritonio expressed interest in expanding his Onboard exchanges Tweetabix invited him to Kannin to build exchanges with him there. This enables long-distance remote currency exchange between Kannin and CivCorp, backed up by Tweetabix and Tritonio. Tweet charges a fee for his end of the service. To publicise the new exchanges, Tweet ran a raffle in that one random early customer of the Exchange would receive a much higher amount of [[Currencies|ESTA]] than they paid in Stamina.

Tweet closed the Kannin Onboards when Ansgar seceded. The station shop was sold to Antea. He intends to open Onboards elsewhere.


== Media (old) ==
== Media (old) ==
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== Property ==
== Property ==
Current:

* The Tweetabarrel, nr. Vlaardingen. A huge wooden barrel on the shoreline for storage. A pipe system is used for access from Norvansgard, Amerssingen, and the Polder of Vlaardingen.
* Kannin House reconstructed in Amerssingen.
*Penthouse in World Trade Centre, Yggdrasil
*'''Xanadu'''

Former:

*Tweetabix rented an apartment from Cirex22 when he arrived in Norlund, but Cirex has never asked for further rent payments.
* Tweet's house in West Kannin is a mixed use three storey development with ocean views and unparalleled transport links. It features a roof garden, a ground floor shop entrance, a horse stable, and a retractable balcony window.
* Norlund Rocks Kannin Tower- unlawfully destroyed by bhieex3 following Peace Treaty.
*SirBoss also gave Tweet the residence of a shop in the Station District of West Kannin in which he runs a small Onboard machine and several shopchests. Now owned by Antea.
*Bhieex gave Tweet shop space at the Carrot Cracke, also in West Kannin, where Tweet runs a larger Onboard machine.

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== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
<blockquote>I just went out for a bike ride, had to cross this horrible dual carriageway and there was a box in the middle probably dropped off a lorry or something. i squinted to look at it and tried to press middle mouse to zoom like with optifine
<blockquote>"I had to cross this horrible dual carriageway and there was a box in the middle probably dropped off a lorry or something. i squinted to look at it and tried to press middle mouse to zoom like with optifine"



bread and cats, land and freedom, posts and cereal… these are the demands of Tweet Biscuits
"bread and cats, land and freedom, posts and cereal… these are the demands of Tweet Biscuits"


[[TWINKIEminer|Twinkie]], what a daft name, literally who would name themselves after a food stuff</blockquote>
"[[TWINKIEminer|Twinkie]], what a daft name, literally who would name themselves after a food stuff"</blockquote>
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