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|Viking of [[Ansgar]]
|Viking of [[Ansgar]]
|Yggdrasil
|[[File:Carbon Flag.png|alt=Carbon|25x25px]] Yggdrasil
|12 May 2020 - 30 July 2020
|12 May 2020 - 30 July 2020
|Joined as a dual cantonal citizen within Norlund, became solely citizen of independent Ansgar 6 June 2020.
|Joined as a dual cantonal citizen within Norlund, became solely citizen of independent Ansgar 6 June 2020.
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== Projects ==
== Projects ==

==== NORLUND RAIL ====
Tweet was one of several Norls working on Norlund Metro concepts and created a “Norlish Rail” logo based on the colours of the national flag and the British Rail logo. However Tweet has had little involvement aside from helping to dig out the stations in the new Norlund rail network. He created a tiny railway from his house to Kannin’s factory building culminating in Norlund's only "public toilet". Tweet expressed frustration at not being involved in Norlund’s rail project, but rallied behind SirBoss's version eventually.


==== NORLUND ROCKS ====
==== NORLUND ROCKS ====
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Following the Secession of Ansgar the future of the Rocks Centre became uncertain, although it would be legal for Tweet to run it under the terms of the Peace Treaty. However, on 20 June Tweet returned to find that the centre had been completely razed to the ground.
Following the Secession of Ansgar the future of the Rocks Centre became uncertain, although it would be legal for Tweet to run it under the terms of the Peace Treaty. However, on 20 June Tweet returned to find that the centre had been completely razed to the ground.


After the presentation of proof, former assistant to the project bhieex3 admitted to having taken the building down without consulting Tweet- technically a violation of the Peace Treaty. However Tweet instead asked bhieex to "pay reps" by helping Yggdrasil with a new tower south of Norlund.
After the presentation of proof, former assistant to the project bhieex3 admitted to having taken the building down without consulting Tweet- technically a violation of the Peace Treaty. However Tweet instead asked bhieex to "pay reps" by helping build the World Trade Centre in Yggdrasil.

Tweet intends to recreate the climbing centre at a new location, such as perhaps Civcorp or Zen.

==== KANNIN GARDEN CENTRE ====
On 30 April Tweet suggested that Kannin could do with a garden centre. That same day he suggested the upmarket Poppy Inn get a rival Rose Tin, coloured purple, a downmarket pub more suited to the rough and ready inhabitants of West Kannin. This is a pun both on Cadbury Roses and the Minecraft update that changed the Rose into the Poppy.


==== FOOTGOLEM PITCH ====
==== FOOTGOLEM PITCH ====
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Tweet closed the Kannin Onboards when Ansgar seceded. The station shop was sold to Antea. He intends to open Onboards elsewhere.
Tweet closed the Kannin Onboards when Ansgar seceded. The station shop was sold to Antea. He intends to open Onboards elsewhere.


== Media ==
== Media (old) ==
Tweet makes comics about the goings-on of the North West and has uploaded a handful of videos.
Tweet makes comics about the goings-on of the North West and has uploaded a handful of videos.


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* The Tweetabarrel, nr. Vlaardingen. A huge wooden barrel on the shoreline for storage. A pipe system is used for access from Norvansgard, Amerssingen, and the Polder of Vlaardingen.
* The Tweetabarrel, nr. Vlaardingen. A huge wooden barrel on the shoreline for storage. A pipe system is used for access from Norvansgard, Amerssingen, and the Polder of Vlaardingen.
* Kannin House reconstructed in Amerssingen.
* Kannin House reconstructed in Amerssingen.
*Penthouse in World Trade Centre, Yggdrasil
*'''Xanadu'''


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*Bhieex gave Tweet shop space at the Carrot Cracke, also in West Kannin, where Tweet runs a larger Onboard machine.
*Bhieex gave Tweet shop space at the Carrot Cracke, also in West Kannin, where Tweet runs a larger Onboard machine.


== Politics ==
== Politics (old) ==


==== Infrastructural views ====
==== Infrastructural views ====
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Soon after Jarl Shamus repaired the blast furnace, Tweet decided an active King was better than a constitutional figurehead and began to support Shamus for King.
Soon after Jarl Shamus repaired the blast furnace, Tweet decided an active King was better than a constitutional figurehead and began to support Shamus for King.


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==== Other political positions ====
Tweet was initially Anti-Karl, calling Karl “ugly” on 2 May. On 9 May he said “my policy on Karl from now on is to ignore him” but on 21 May Tweet said he has come to appreciate Karl as a mascot, if not a King or Deity.

He said on 30 April that “Any Norl who doesn't eat carrots for breakfast lunch and dinner is suspect” but has been seen in recent weeks eating cooked salmon and bread.

On 3 May, Tweet voted to exile [[Industrial Workers of the World#Overthrow of Rainie|Rain]] from Norlund.

Favours lag machines, simulating the destruction of the earth through capitalist pollution.

Tweet has also stated that capital punishment should be instated in Norlund and has suggested drowning as a method of execution.

Tweet supports the complete logging of every tree in Norlund’s neighbouring Agotep because this is technically not against Norlund law. He also supports annexing Amaryllis Junction to preserve its architecture.

Tweet has spoken publicly against the pearling of tdude.

He also believes there is “nothing wrong with a bit of [[Nipplerock|terrorism]], it keeps the house prices down.”


== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==