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[[CivRealms 2.0]]
* Producing propaganda books and out-of-game media|main_residence=Norvansgard|first_civ_server=Civcraft 2.0|known_iterations=[[Civcraft 2.0]]|reddit=u/TweetBiscuits|discord=tweetabix#0660}}Tweetabix, also known as Tweet Biscuits, is a [[Player]] who joined [[CivRealms]] on 10 April 2020, during the great Covid-19 crisis of 2020. He claims not to have played Minecraft, aside from the occasional Overcast Network match [http://oc.tc], for over 6 years. As such, he struggles to use [[Discord]], but is getting used to it.
[[CivReign]]|reddit=u/TweetBiscuits|discord=Q-Gammon#4605}}'''Tweetabix''', also known as '''Tweet Biscuits''', was a [[Player]] who initially played on CivCraft in 2013. After many years away, he arrived in CivRealms during the 2020 Covid lockdown.
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He created a new skin for CivReign, but is yet to play it following the launch issues. He can currently be found playing Tritonio's new server, Amalthea, which is not a Civ server.
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|Viking of [[Ansgar]]
|[[File:Carbon Flag.png|alt=Carbon|25x25px]] Yggdrasil
|12 May 2020 - Present
|Joined as a dual cantonal citizen within Norlund, became solely citizen of independent Ansgar 6 June 2020
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|Norlund Rocks CEO
|[[File:Norlund Flag.png|alt=|25x25px]] [[Norlund]]
|Never opened to the public
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|Kannin ESTA Onboard Operator
|[[File:Norlund Flag.png|alt=|25x25px]] [[Norlund]]
|27 May 2020 - 6 June 2020
||In collaboration with [[Tritonio]] of [[CivCorp]]
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|Citizen
|[[File:Norlund Flag.png|25x25px]] [[Norlund]]
|17 April 2020 - 6 June 2020
|Arrived 10 April. Citizenship stripped 6 June on Discord (but remained on NameLayer groups for a few days)
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== Etymology ==
Tweetabix's username is a pun based on his two favourite things, the social network Twitter and the breakfast cereal Weetabix. His Reddit username is TweetBiscuits, a pun on "wheat biscuits".
 
== History (CivRev3) ==
On CivRev3, Tweet spawned in Africa. Janet called for him to meet her at the desert biome, which soon became Ma Kapesi. Tweet was therefore the second citizen of this, the most active nation on CivRev3.
 
== History (CivReign) ==
There can be only one!
 
With his head still attached to his shoulders, Tweetabix was reborn for CivReign.
 
== History (CivRealms) ==
[[File:Tweetabix.png|thumb|206x206px|Tweetabix's skin on CivRealms was the same as used ten years ago]]
 
==== Norlund Recruit ====
[[File:TweetabixHouse.png|thumb|Tweetabix's house in Kannin, completed 18 April 2020]]
Tweetabix joined CivRealms for the first time on 10 April 2020. Immediately having asked in chat for a nation to join, [[Norlund#Yoslan|'''Antea4204''']] invited him to join [[Norlund]]. He then rented an apartment in [[Norlund#Kannin|Kannin]] city centre from [['''Cirex22]]'''. By the end of the first two days he had begun constructing a house in then-derelict West Kannin, because as a Recruit he did not yet have full access to Norlund's [[bastion]] network. Early on he worked for King '''[[Terry]]''', laying snitches around Norlund and testing defensive mechanisms. He also got to know Pope [[Norlund#Vatican City|Leobenet]], who converted him to [[Vatican Papalism]]. HeUtilising realised theits strategic location of, his new property and built it aswas a mixed use development with a shop front as well as a residential entrance.
 
On 15 April 2020, Tweet participated in the official opening of the Norlund Supreme Court, built by [['''SirBoss]]'''. During the drinking session that followed, both Tweet and SirBoss fell into Kannin Lake, which at the time was not fenced off. King Terry personally rescued both players. Tweet realised the only way to walk straight was to ride a horse, and so mounted his horse (recently[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN-9CbGjLc4 given to him by [[Gingerbuddie]'''Video''']) for the rest of the evening. During this evening, Gingerbuddie, King Terry and Tweet raced around Kannin, Veria and Tallum by horse, and discussed the creation of an international horse derby in Norlund.
 
King Terry made Tweet a Norlund Citizen on 17 April. On 18 April, Tweet drowned whilst assisting SirBoss in the creation of Kannin Pier. His bed didn't work which gave him an opportunity to see some other parts of the server for the first time. He got back to Kannin in time for the official opening of the pier and to finish his house.
King Terry made Tweet a Norlund Citizen on 17 April 2020.
 
On 20 April 2020, [[Norlund#Palaisance|'''Raptor''']] vouched for Tweet to enter CivCorp, and on 23 April he visited CivCorp for the first time, describing it as “mighty” and “a real feat.” He also visited [[Empire of Varathia|Varathia]] to purchase picks for himself and Antea.
On 18 April 2020, Tweet drowned whilst assisting SirBoss in the creation of Kannin Pier. His bed didn't work which gave him an opportunity to see some other parts of the server for the first time. He got back to Kannin in time for the official opening of the pier and to finish his house.
 
On 20 April 2020, [[Norlund#Palaisance|Raptor]] vouched for Tweet to enter CivCorp, and on 23 April he visited CivCorp for the first time, describing it as “mighty” and “a real feat.” He also visited [[Varathia]] to purchase picks for himself and Antea.
 
==== Norlund Citizen ====
Tweet wanted to go into business. He declared he would build a Norlund Rocks climbing gym in Kannin, and began to research existing minigames. During a trip to CivCorp on 2 May, he joined '''Tritonio’s''' [[CivCorp|Maze]] club as part of his research into existing minigames and started a [[CivMint]] account. On 10 May Tweet travelled to '''[[Zen]]''' to participate in the first [[Zen|Altercation at the Altar]] as further minigame research. Tweet was defeated in less than 30 seconds by [[Saviors City|MSPaintDaily]], who was himself eliminated mere seconds later. ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE76Thg8Y2g '''Video'''])
On 26 April, Tweet started supporting CivRealms on [https://www.patreon.com/Civcrafters/posts Patreon] and got an aqua nick.
 
On 12 May, Tweet did some terraforming for '''Sir Grettir''' in Ansgar, a canton north of Kannin where the Vikings lived. '''Shamus''' invited him to become a Viking, an increasingly powerful group within Norlund.
Soon after this Tweet came up with the idea for Norlund Rocks. During a trip to CivCorp on 2 May, he joined Tritonio’s [[CivCorp|Maze]] club as part of his research into existing minigames and started a [[CivMint]] account for the first time.
 
==== Computerovirus and CivMint ====
On 3 May, Tweet asked Pope Leobenet to say a prayer before he enchanted some boots. Having done so, Tweet then got Feather Falling on the boots. This is said to be an ecumenical moment for him.
On 16 May, Tweet announced he had broken his computer trying to do upgrades on it. This resulted in a 2 week period of limited activity, with his house in Kannin surrounded by a quarantine tape warning players not to enter. During this period, Tweet stuck to the West Kannin area, focusing on beautifying the run down area just as SirBoss completed the Kannin Grand Central Station district of West Kannin. SirBoss gave him a shop in the new station area in exchange for helping to dig it out.
 
When Tritonio expressed interest in expanding his Onboard exchanges, Tweetabix invited him to Kannin to build exchanges with him there, in a space he obtained in bhieex's Carrot Crack. This enables long-distance remote currency exchange between Kannin and CivCorp, backed up by Tweetabix and Tritonio. Tweet charges a fee for his end of the service. To publicise the new exchanges, Tweet ran a raffle in that one random early customer of the Exchange would receive a much higher amount of [[Currencies|ESTA]] than they paid in Stamina.
On 10 May Tweet travelled to Zen to participate in the first [[Zen|Altercation at the Altar]] as further minigame research. The Pope warned him not to do so. Tweet was defeated in less than 30 seconds by [[Saviors City|MSPaintDaily]], who was himself eliminated mere seconds later.
 
On 30 May, Tweet built a Viking Helmet atop Kannin Castle to celebrate the ascension of Shamus, Jarl of Ansgar, to the throne of all of Norlund. He then completed the outer shell of the "'''Norlund Rocks'''" climbing centre and began building the inside climbing wall, with a view to opening the centre in time for Kannin's upcoming Carrot Festival.
On 12 May, Tweet did some terraforming in Ansgar, and later commented that all the stam the Vikings paid him to dig was recycled into the Viking XP Shop so he could repair his tools. Coincidentally and unrelated to this jibe, it was on this day Jarl [[Shamus]] invited him to become a Viking.
 
At this point, Tweetabix held the following properties in and around the Norlund capital:
==== Joining Ansgar Vikings ====
Tweet chose the Old Norse name of Orvar Kiks, meaning Arrow Biscuits.
 
* House/ Shop, Main road into West Kannin
Initially Tweet struggled with being a Viking as it meant abandoning the Christian Faith. Pope Leo reasoned with him not to worship Odin. He was then quiet about his faith, saying he was a “Papal Viking.”
* Boutique at Kannin Grand Central Station
* Franchised CivMint Exchange at Carrot Crack, Kannin
* Apartment, Central Kannin
* Norlund Rocks gym, Central Kannin
Tweet was much liked at this point within Norlund for his drawings and videos.
 
==== ComputerovirusThe Secession of Ansgar ====
[[File:TweetabarrelInternal.png|thumb|Internal of the Tweetabarrel]]
On 16 May, Tweet announced he had broken his computer trying to do upgrades on it. This resulted in a 2 week period of limited activity, with his house in Kannin surrounded by a quarantine tape warning players not to enter, lest they catch Computerovirus themselves.
On 2 June, Tweet was struggling for storage space in Kannin. He built a new base in the Ansgar canton, and built a huge wooden barrel near the Dutch city of Vlaardingen. This build was entirely unrelated to the coming Secession, as Tweet was not privvy to the inner workings of the Ansgar independence movement.
 
The leaders of the Viking canton of Ansgar declared a split from the nation of Norlund. The new Ansgar government claimed that, because they had invested so much of their own resources into neighbouring Kannin, they should be able to claim it as part of their new territory. The New Norlund Government would not secede their capital, so a Referendum was proposed. Tweetabix had a foot in both camps, being a citizen of Kannin as well as a Viking, ended up as a deputation for the Ansgar rebels. He wanted to ensure that the '''wording''' of the Ansgar-Kannin referendum form ensured a good outcome for Kannin citizens.
During this period, Tweet stuck to the West Kannin area, focusing on beautifying the run down area just as SirBoss completed the Kannin Grand Central Station district of West Kannin. It was at this point Tweet started trying to sell his house for 15-20 stam valued by “an un-independent adjudicator” who remains suspiciously anonymous. SirBoss also gave him a shop in the new station area in exchange for helping to dig it out.
==== The Kannin Referendum Debate ====
A tortuous 24-hour Discord debate began between Tweetabix and SirBoss on one side, representing Ansgar Vikings with a stake in Kannin, and Norlish government officials Groxlord and GetSkinny. Tweet argued for:
 
* the inclusion of a third option which would allow Kannin citizens to vote for something other than membership of either state. Despite this option's inclusion in the original proposal, Skinny wouldn't budge on removing it and Tweet wouldn't budge on including it. This significantly lengthened and intensified the debate. Tweet argued that the word "Abstain" would imply dismissal or non-involvement and would effectively disenfranchise people who may have preferred to vote for "another option".
On 29 May, one day after completing the Onboard exchanges, Tweet announced he was clear of computerovirus.He announced a
* exclusion of dual citizens from the Kannin referendum, arguing this was against the Norlund constution. This would disenfranchise Okx, who was gathering support in a private "Kannin" Discord server.
* disputed several opinion-based points made by the opposition as attempts at slandering Ansgar's independence efforts.
* Skinny refused to allow Tweet to go to sleep at 3AM UK time. Instead SirBoss was substituted.<blockquote>'''Goodness, it's not even 9am and Norlund are already using logical fallacies against us.''' SirBoss
 
Tweetabix published this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MQBbNwh_Dk&t=142s video] during the debate.
One day later, he built a Viking Helmet atop Kannin Castle to celebrate the ascension of Shamus, Jarl of Ansgar, to the throne of all of Norlund.
 
About one day into the referendum, the more senior Vikings tired of arguing with the New Norlund Government. The two parties effectively resolved the situation by the signing of a peace treaty which ceded Kannin land to the new Republic.
He then completed the outer shell of the "Norlund Rocks" climbing centre and began building the inside climbing wall, with a view to opening the centre in time for Kannin's upcoming Carrot Festival.
 
[[File:TweetabixHouseAnsgar.png|thumb|Tweetabix's house in Kannin, in the process of being rebuilt at Amerssingen, Ansgar.]]
=== The Secession of Ansgar ===
[[File:TweetabixHouseAnsgar.png|thumb|Tweetabix's house in Kannin, in the process of being rebuilt at Amerssingen, Ansgar.]]
On 2 June, Tweet realised that the amount of building materials he was hoarding were struggling to fit in the limited storage space at his house, even if he moved some into the shops and climbing centre. He decided to exercise his right as a dual cantonal citizen to build a base in the Ansgar canton, and built a huge wooden barrel near the Dutch city of Vlaardingen. This build was entirely unrelated to the coming Secession, as Tweet was not privvy to the inner workings of the Ansgar independence movement.
 
===== Results of the Secession: =====
Over the next few days, politics in Norlund became much more complex and Tweet, being a citizen of Kannin as well as a Viking as well as knowing a bit about surveys, ended up as a deputation for the Ansgar rebels. He has publicly expressed on Reddit that he found this event distressing for his "real life health" and does not wish to discuss it further. During this time Tweet, as a Kannin citizen and Ansgar deputation, stepped up to the mark in order to ensure that the wording of a referendum form between Ansgar and Norlund as to the ownership of Kannin created "the best deal for Kannin citizens." After over 2 days of fierce debate the referendum was published.
* Tweetabix was stripped of Norlund citizenship and lost access to his Kannin properties.
* Tweet was named a Valkyrie, an inner circle of Vikings that led the new Yggdrasil.
* Antea (at the time on the Norlund side) removed the viking helmet Tweet had built on Kannin Castle.
* Vikings were removed from Norlund NameLayers.
* Norlund introduced a new version of the Kran currency, due to Viking interference with the old Kran master-plate.
* Norlunder bhieex destroyed Norlund Rocks by 20 June, and it was later replaced by a mansion for Lord Grox.
* Tweet wrote a book called The Secession of Ansgar, Vol 1. Norlish officials called it defamatory, Shamus encouraged its printing. A second volume was never released.
* Tweet moved his Kannin house block-by-block to Amerssingen, an area of Ansgar on the cliff above Vlaardingen.
* Tweetabix, tired from arguing and dissappointed by the concessions, considered retirement from CivRealms.
* Ansgar acquired new land south of Norlund's Tallum and, after merging with [[Savaguard|Solaria]], became [[Yggdrasil]].
* Gray of Solaria became the new King of Yggdrasil, with Shamus as his right hand man. Shamus concentrated on building the vault Asgard.
 
==== Yggdrasil ====
When the referendum began Tweet began to campaign for Ansgar and the New Norlish Government decided this made him a traitor to the new state and stripped him of his citizenship. Tweet then distributed a book written before the referendum debate began describing the events as he saw it: '''The Secession of Ansgar, Volume One,''' in game titled "[[CLA|Secession]] Vol 1". Norlish government officials described the book as defamatory, untrue, and a work of the Ansgar state, but Tweet maintains that although the book has been read by the Vikings, they had no part in its writing, although it is worth noting that it was written inside the Longhouse bunker and printed on the Vlaardingen press.
Tweet, now solely a Viking citizen of Yggdrasil, competed in the second Altercation at the Altar at Zen, as a representative of the new state. ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gS6XHSC34Y '''Video'''])
 
After this he attended the Alexandrian Victory Party, his first time in the south of the map. Antea was there, and was soon to join Yggdrasil as part of the Secession of Yoslan from Norlund. ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdGG_SDW5BQ '''Video'''])
About one day into the referendum, the Vikings decided that arguing with the New Norlund Government was becoming more effort than it was worth and realised that the rest of the server, including Kannin citizens, had become tired of the situation. The two parties effectively resolved the situation by the signing of a peace treaty which ceded Kannin land to the new Republic. Tweet was not happy about this as he felt all his work keeping the peace while trying to get a better deal for Kannin was lost.
 
Tweetabix, Joseph and other Vikings invested their time digging out and building the great vault of Asgard. Joseph, constructor of Vlaardingen and later King of Yggdrasil, constructed a replica Twin Towers near Asgard, and gave Tweet a penthouse in the North Tower for helping with the build and providing some materials. Tweet moved what little valuables he had into the penthouse and began construction on a small patch of land he had been granted north of the Towers, near Tallum and the Norlund border.
Nevertheless, Tweet recognises that everyone involved now wants to start afresh and is working to bury the hatchet. Opinion of him is divided among Kannin citizens, although Norlund government officials named in his book's first volume are certainly not fans. For this reason he is yet to release volume two.
 
==== Viking Modular and Xanadu ====
He has moved his Kannin house to Amerssingen in Ansgar, a museum-perfect replica almost to the block.
[[File:Xanadu Map.png|thumb|Xanadu as seen from a minimap. ]]
 
Tweet had been thinking about creating a new building code, which he named [[Viking Modular]]. <blockquote>"the most repressive building code in CivRealms, creating perfect modular housing.” </blockquote>He developed a new Modular Building Code, publishing two books in PDF and ingame form: the '''[[Viking Modular]] Manifesto''' and '''Regulations'''. This was inspired by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VM_Houses VM Houses] of Copenhagen. Having acquired land from the new state, he began to develop the town of Xanadu, which would form a proof of concept for Viking Modular.
==== Yggdrasil ====
With the rebrand of Ansgar to [[Yggdrasil]], Tweet began to transition to a more regular presence at CivCorp, developing a mixed use residential, commercial and leisure facility in plot A3.
 
In VM terms, Xanadu was one "Superbloc" with a defensive wall (the addition of which later caused controversy in Yggdrasil). The south and south-west blocs were one level lower than the rest. Most of it was built in a Wooden style, with Stone roads. However the southern bloc featured a mini replica of the Twin Towers, which still worked in the VM code. The south-west bloc had a Nether style.
He also competed in the second Altercation at the Altar at Zen, as a representative of the new state. This made him one of [x] players to participate in both Altercations so far.
 
At the end of June, Tweet started to tire of politics. Overnight he left every CivRealms-related Discord server, in order to focus on the construction of his final project. Xanadu was initially described as "the VM" informally by Yggdrasil citizens, because it was the first to use the Viking Modular code. Because of the Discord leaving spree, King Gray and others thought that Tweetabix planned to attack Norlund and sent a message to Norlund members saying that Tweet was going to attack them, stripping him of all NameLayer access in Yggdrasil.
On 22 June, he travelled to the Otonabee area for the first time.
 
Tweet had to beg to be let back into Yggdrasil, explaining it was a misunderstanding. However as part of this process he had to promise to build just a 79x79 area and hand over the groups to Joseph at the end of the month. Tweet once again was able to continue building the VM town which he began to refer to as Xanadu, after the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanadu_(Citizen_Kane) grand estate of Citizen Kane]. However after his reinstatement as Valkyrie, King Gray created a new rank above that, the High Council, and soon almost everyone in Yggdrasil was on the new Council, but for Tweet and a number of dual citizens. Soon the role of Valkyrie was removed and Tweet lost all political influence within Yggdrasil.
== Projects ==
 
==== NORLUNDThe RAILNorlundic Bush War ====
Tweet was not consulted or involved with the Norlundic Bush War. Overnight Joseph, Grettir and Shamus attacked Norlish infrastructure alongside Blackwater. The next day, Tweetabix ventured into Norlish territory and ended up in a fight with Okx. Tweet was under-prepared and just about managed to reach the border of Yggdrasil alive, where Antea met the pair and warned Okx away.
Tweet was one of several Norls working on Norlund Metro concepts and created a “Norlish Rail” logo based on the colours of the national flag and the British Rail logo. However Tweet has had little involvement aside from helping to dig out the stations in the new Norlund rail network. He created a tiny railway from his house to Kannin’s factory building culminating in Norlund's only "public toilet". Tweet expressed frustration at not being involved in Norlund’s rail project, but rallied behind SirBoss's version eventually.
 
A peace conference was held in Tallum's Vatican City to crown the new Kings of both nations- King Leobenet of Norlund and King Grettir of Yggdrasil. As Xanadu was so close to the Norlund border and Leo's Vatican City, Tweet and his former Pope, Leo, began to talk again. Tweetabix soon asked to regain his Norlund citizenship, on condition that GetSkinny was no longer a part of the Norlish government.
==== NORLUND ROCKS ====
On 25 April Tweet asked King Terry for planning permission to build a tower in Kannin. On 26 April he pondered if there was a way to “use a chest like a locker room in a gym.” After the death of Terry and subsequent wave of bureaucracy, Tweet claimed to have taken inspiration from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VwlSihAMKs Albert Dryden] and began constructing the tower anyway. In this he was assisted by the Pope’s prayers, Koojkii who donated a good deal of terracotta, and KannonKyle who became a key investor. On 4 May Tweet worried that Crimeo’s piston chunk limit might imperil the infant project, which relies on sticky pistons to work. However, this was resolved and on 9 May Tweet suggested the possible future expansion of the Rocks franchise to other cities, or a dedicated theme park, and a publicity event titled “Rumble at the Rock.” The Rocks centre is not yet open to the public.
 
Tweet hired an apprentice, Plaxcaster, and pledged to give him at least 100 of his remaining stamina if Plax helped Tweet build Xanadu for a week before he retired. He attended confessions with Pope Leo and spoke openly about how he felt his end was coming.
Following the Secession of Ansgar the future of the Rocks Centre became uncertain, although it would be legal for Tweet to run it under the terms of the Peace Treaty. However, on 20 June Tweet returned to find that the centre had been completely razed to the ground.
[[File:Tweet Kannon Message.png|thumb|Leaked message with Norlund PM led to execution]]
Tweetabix messaged KannonKyle, saying that he wanted to secede and bring Xanadu over the border to join Norlund again. KannonKyle then leaked this message to Yggdrasil. Yggdrasil started complaining about Xanadu and said that because Tweet had expanded the town to include a border wall it was breaching their earlier agreement. In truth, the rest of Yggdrasil had never much liked the Viking Modular idea and always wanted Tweet to destroy it. Tweet insisted that Xanadu would be his legacy.
 
Tweet refused to cede to the demands on Xanadu and was exiled. He would not cede his NameLayer groups or constructions. After saying goodbye to his beloved horse, Tweet met with the '''King''' '''Grettir''' to submit to his final execution, with Antea as witness.
After the presentation of proof, former assistant to the project bhieex3 admitted to having taken the building down without consulting Tweet- technically a violation of the Peace Treaty. However Tweet instead asked bhieex to "pay reps" by helping Yggdrasil with a new tower south of Norlund.
 
==== The End. ====
Tweet intends to recreate the climbing centre at a new location, such as perhaps Civcorp or Zen.
Tweetabix's Pearl was held in the vault of Asgard, which he, with the other Vikings, had helped to dig. Months later, Norlund and Yggdrasil actually allied with other Northern nations against Blackwater and the U.S.A, who spent some time trying to crack Asgard. A number of Norls actually gave their lives to defend this vault. Eventually after around a month, it fell, and the fighting moved on to the Heaven vault. The nations of Norlund and Yggdrasil never recovered.
 
==== KANNINHistory GARDEN(CivCraft CENTRE2.0) ====
On 30 April Tweet suggested that Kannin could do with a garden centre. That same day he suggested the upmarket Poppy Inn get a rival Rose Tin, coloured purple, a downmarket pub more suited to the rough and ready inhabitants of West Kannin. This is a pun both on Cadbury Roses and the Minecraft update that changed the Rose into the Poppy.
 
==== FOOTGOLEM[Redacted PITCHAsian Town] ====
In the summer of 2013, the player now known as Tweetabix brought a group of [http://oc.tc Project Ares / Overcast Network] players into CivCraft following an oc.tc forum thread. They established the small city state of [redacted], named after the Overcast map and its sequels. It was a peaceful place for a while, with an Asian style of construction.
In May, Mirakles invited Tweetabix to the Civcraft Museum Server, where he recalled an old project from the Commonwealth on Civcraft 2.0, the [[Footgolem]] Stadium. Mirakles agreed to start a pumpkin farm in order to host footgolem games in modern day Norlund. Mirakles also expressed an interest in building a holiday park and it is possible this and the theme park could become the same project.
 
The inhabitants built their leader a statue made of stone. Some thought it was an eyesore, some liked it. So a spleef arena was built, and two members- one for and one against, spleefed for it. The for side won and the statue stayed... for a while.
==== VIKING MODULAR ====
Also during May, Tweet began to experiment with a new form of building code he named [[Viking Modular]], after Bjarke Ingels’ VM Buildings in Copenhagen. He said that the “idea is to create the most repressive building code in CivRealms, creating perfect modular housing.” Currently two versions of VM are in development, one based around 3x3 units and one based around 5x5 units.
 
Unfortunately the town was griefed mercilessly, and with little understanding of reinforcement, the wool and wood heavy town was burned to the ground. The inhabitants regrouped and designed and built a new underground town. Unfortunately this was tunnelled into and destroyed as well, and the Overcast followers lost heart and resigned from Civcraft.
The week of Yggdrasil's inception, Tweet began to scout a location- at last- for the VM building project.
 
==== KANNIN ESTA EXCHANGECommonwealth ====
After some time digging a hole for pay in a forgotten nation, Tweet ended up a regular citizen of Commonwealth. Destitute, he holed up in a tiny, frost-bitten cave in the slum district of Ironside. Nevertheless, he became one of the first Commonwealth citizens to invest in a fully-tuned piano, designed and built by GTAIVisBest.
When Tritonio expressed interest in expanding his Onboard exchanges Tweetabix invited him to Kannin to build exchanges with him there. This enables long-distance remote currency exchange between Kannin and CivCorp, backed up by Tweetabix and Tritonio. Tweet charges a fee for his end of the service. To publicise the new exchanges, Tweet ran a raffle in that one random early customer of the Exchange would receive a much higher amount of [[Currencies|ESTA]] than they paid in Stamina.
 
Later, he began to construct a Retirement Home for Civvers near the Shopside District. In order to raise funds for this project, he built a Footgolem Stadium, in which two players compete to hit snow golems into goals using snowballs.
Tweet closed the Kannin Onboards when Ansgar seceded. The station shop was sold to Antea. He intends to open Onboards elsewhere.
 
== Media ==
Tweet makes comics about the goings-on of the North West and has uploaded a handful of videos.
 
[https://www.reddit.com/r/CivRealms/comments/g7tmxd/summer_realms_ripped_at_the_seams_but_oh_those/ One subreddit post made over 70 points.]
 
He also made a blue advertisement for [[Esorscher]].
 
=== CivRealms ===
* 15 April - comic - Drunk on the Docks
* 28 April - comic - Trial of Rossy2013
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* 19 May - comic - Shamus for King
* 21 May - comic - Holding out for a Hero
* 22 May - comic - Norlund Group Pic<gallery>
* 23 June - video - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1updq5cknA That's why they call it the End]
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* 30 June - comic - What are you in for?<gallery>
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File:NorlundGroupDoodle.png|norlund group doodle
File:DrunkDocks.jpg
File:Norlundnames.jpg|norlund group doodle with names
File:RenhornRossy.jpg
File:DrunkDocks.jpg|Tweet and SirBoss get drunk
File:TerryDead.jpg
File:RenhornRossy.jpg|Minor incident in Kannin
File:KingShamus.jpg
File:BossOkx1TerryDead.jpg|Death of King Terry
File:BossOkx2KingShamus.jpg|Shamus for King
File:BossOkx1.jpg|Carrot King saves buildfriend SirBoss
File:BossOkx2.jpg|Carrot King pt2
File:What Are You In For.png|What are you in for?
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=== CivReign ===
== Bibliography (In Game) ==
Tweetabix created a new skin based on Sean Connery's role in the film Highlander.
Format: In Game Title - Full Title - CLA Number - Availability - Notes
 
== Bibliography ==
* Onboard Guide V1 (Version 1)
* Secession Vol 1 (The Secession of Ansgar Volume One) -930
 
=== PropertyCivRealms ===
{| class="wikitable"
Current:
!In Game Title
!Full Title
!CLA Number
!Availability
!Notes
!Online Viewer Link
!Ghostwriter File
|-
|Onboard Guide V1
|Onboard Guide Version 1
|NA
|Kannin/ on request
|
|NA
|Yes
|-
|Secession Vol 1
|The Secession of Ansgar, Volume One
|930
|Yggdrasil / CivCorp/ CLA Libraries
|
|NA
|Yes
|-
|VM Handbook 1: Manifesto
|Viking Modular Building Code Handbook Volume 1: The Manifesto
|
|Yggdrasil / CivCorp/ CLA Libraries
|
|
|Yes
|-
|VM Handbook 2: Regulations
|Viking Modular Building Code Handbook Volume 2: The Regulations
|
|Yggdrasil / CivCorp/ CLA Libraries
|Also available in a more detailed form as a PDF
|
|Yes
|}The CivRealms books are available as Ghostwriter files.
 
=== CivReign ===
* The Tweetabarrel, nr. Vlaardingen. A huge wooden barrel on the shoreline for storage. A pipe system is used for access from Norvansgard, Amerssingen, and the Polder of Vlaardingen.
* Kannin House reconstructed in Amerssingen.
 
Former:
 
The CivReign books will be available as Stendhal files. <br />
*Tweetabix rented an apartment from Cirex22 when he arrived in Norlund, but Cirex has never asked for further rent payments.
* Tweet's house in West Kannin is a mixed use three storey development with ocean views and unparalleled transport links. It features a roof garden, a ground floor shop entrance, a horse stable, and a retractable balcony window.
* Norlund Rocks Kannin Tower- unlawfully destroyed by bhieex3 following Peace Treaty.
*SirBoss also gave Tweet the residence of a shop in the Station District of West Kannin in which he runs a small Onboard machine and several shopchests. Now owned by Antea.
*Bhieex gave Tweet shop space at the Carrot Cracke, also in West Kannin, where Tweet runs a larger Onboard machine.
 
== Politics ==
 
==== Infrastructural views ====
Tweetabix favoured keeping the Norlish tax system, citing politicians such as Clement Attlee and Tony Benn, whose “state not charity” mantra led to the funding of the British NHS.
 
He believes Civs should prioritise rail transport over horse transport, which is more readily accessible for wealthy players and creates inequality.<blockquote>If its anything like IRL though, the leafy suburbs (not sure where they are in Norlund tbh) will decide they will be using boats to get everywhere and commandeer more than their fair share of public money for the construction of roads on which to ride their chelsea tractors, sorry boats</blockquote>However Tweet has also supported private railway tunnels for competition purposes.
 
Tweet supports density in buildings, saying there is no need for Civs to replicate the unsustainable Y-axis based suburban model of American cities, especially when Gold Lifts make it more efficient to travel vertically than horizontally.
 
Started the Verian Big Diggers Union out of protest of volunteering to dig in Veria’s “big dig” station build but not having bastion access- and therefore being subject to unsafe working conditions.
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==== #Norlectioneering ====
After the death of King Terry, [[Ahrimanne]] approached Tweetabix to breed a rabbit king. [[Norlund#The Death of the King|King Theodore IV]] was successfully bred in a secret Norlund location and presented to the public on 30 April, when Tweet gave a speech parodying Ronald Reagan’s famous age wisecrack:<blockquote>I am not worried about that Old Man Mammoth being a tyrant. No, I am worried because he is old! I am worried that he will die on the throne in a matter of weeks, and then we shall have the second great constitutional crisis of our lifetimes. What Norlund needs is stability. A King that all can trust. A King that all can physically look up to, a King that is, always, always online and never Logs Off. A King that is not a thinker, but a doer, a doer of great jumps and squeaks, a King who understands exactly what our principle export, the humble Carrot, means to us Norls. A King... that is a Rabbit.</blockquote>Tweet then proceeded to paint carrots onto quotes of Eamon de Valera, first President of Ireland.
 
Soon after Jarl Shamus repaired the blast furnace, Tweet decided an active King was better than a constitutional figurehead and began to support Shamus for King.
 
==== Other political positions ====
Tweet was initially Anti-Karl, calling Karl “ugly” on 2 May. On 9 May he said “my policy on Karl from now on is to ignore him” but on 21 May Tweet said he has come to appreciate Karl as a mascot, if not a King or Deity.
 
He said on 30 April that “Any Norl who doesn't eat carrots for breakfast lunch and dinner is suspect” but has been seen in recent weeks eating cooked salmon and bread.
 
On 3 May, Tweet voted to exile [[Industrial Workers of the World#Overthrow of Rainie|Rain]] from Norlund.
 
Favours lag machines, simulating the destruction of the earth through capitalist pollution.
 
Tweet has also stated that capital punishment should be instated in Norlund and has suggested drowning as a method of execution.
 
Tweet supports the complete logging of every tree in Norlund’s neighbouring Agotep because this is technically not against Norlund law. He also supports annexing Amaryllis Junction to preserve its architecture.
 
Tweet has spoken publicly against the pearling of tdude.
 
He also believes there is “nothing wrong with a bit of [[Nipplerock|terrorism]], it keeps the house prices down.”
 
== Quotes ==
<blockquote>"I just went out for a bike ride, had to cross this horrible dual carriageway and there was a box in the middle probably dropped off a lorry or something. i squinted to look at it and tried to press middle mouse to zoom like with optifine"
 
 
"bread and cats, land and freedom, posts and cereal… these are the demands of Tweet Biscuits"
 
"[[TWINKIEminer|Twinkie]], what a daft name, literally who would name themselves after a food stuff"</blockquote>
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