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The '''Columbian Civil War''', also known as the '''Columbian Bush War''', was a 2 week conflict between 2 factions: shadedoom's Oomists (mainly supported by the previous [[Columbia|Columbian Empire]] and the support of the UDF), and Kdeeks' [[Rhodesia|Rhodesians]].
It led to most Columbian groups being held by Kdeeks, Columbia being inducted into the [[UDF]], and the final nail in the coffin for Kdeeks and
| conflict = Columbian Bush War
| image = [[File:Columbia Postcard.jpg|300px|Shitty postcard Rick made]]
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| date = December 18th, 2019, to December 29th, 2019 (11 days)
| place = Columbia, Rhodes, Valyria
| result = Embarrassing loss for
| combatant1 = [[Oomists]]
*[[File:ColumbianFlag.png|25px]] [[Columbia]] <br />
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== Precursor ==
After Columbia brokered peace with [[Mir]] from the [[NATO-Mir War]], Kdeeks rejoined Columbia, and agreed to become a Co-Emperor with Shadedoom. GeneralThomas4 (aka _SteveBuscemi) joined as well
== Rising Tensions ==
GeneralThomas4/_SteveBuscemi attempted to mediate a peace discussion, however these talks failed. He ended up siding with his former comrades.
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== The First Hours ==
As soon as kdeeks
As soon as he merged C-IV and C-VS back from Kdeeks, shadedoom had YourAverageRick (on alt account ComradeRick) and DefectedHeart ferry materials to the then-derelict [[Valyria]] vault. While DefectedHeart managed to escape from Rotterdam, due to an internet issue mid-conversation with kdeeks and jfkvius, Rick was logboxed in Rotterdam. Only slightly demoralized, shadedoom ordered all Oomist accounts to be moved to the Valyria vault, and a wartime committee was established in a discord.
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=== The Crucible ===
[[File:REALLY-Old-Crucible.png|thumb|The Crucible at the time of the Rhodesian attack]]
The Valyria Vault (later renamed the Crucible) became the headquarters of shade's faction during the war. All available manpower was concentrated on the vault, with the work party being led by shadedoom and Doommad. The vault was finished to an acceptable degree just before the war ended and was continued in the days after the war.
A demand for XP led to expeditions into Columbia to retrieve dropchests; wartime exp provided to Shadedoom by Pds some one year prior as a gift while they were allies in FRIENDS. On their way to and from these, more snitches were placed across Columbia, and Rhodes snitches were broken as well.
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[[File:2019-12-20 09.21.39.png|thumb|What remained of Knot Tower by the time of the first scouting mission, showing the extent of Rhodesian griefing of civilian builds]]
=== Sempiternal ===
Late that night, UDF volunteers + Oomists travelled to Sempiternal (Columbia's vault), then controlled by Kdeeks, and heavily griefed it. The vault was disabled completely, and
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After Pds scouted the Crucible Vault, Oomists knew that an attack was imminent. In one autistic burst of glory, they finished digging the vault. The next day, the
After 15 minutes of fighting, and losing the pearl of jfkvius, the Rhodesian fighters started to flee back to Rhodes, where they were intercepted, with kdeeks and pds0303 being pearled and only SteveBuscemi escaping.
After a successful campaign against the
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== The Sacking of Rhodes ==
After defending the Crucible from Rhodesia, the Columbians dug an attack tunnel to Rhodes and began looting and
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