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The '''Columbian Civil War''', also known as the '''Columbian Bush War''', was a 2 week conflict between 2 factions: shadedoom's Oomists (mainly supported by the previous [[Columbia|Columbian Empire]] and the support of the UDF), and Kdeeks' [[Rhodesia|Rhodesians]].
 
It led to most Columbian groups being held by Kdeeks, Columbia being inducted into the [[UDF]], and the final nail in the coffin for Kdeeks and manyRhodesia ofon his supporterscivclassics. {{Infobox military conflict
| conflict = Columbian Bush War
| image = [[File:Columbia Postcard.jpg|300px|Shitty postcard Rick made]]
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| date = December 18th, 2019, to December 29th, 2019 (11 days)
| place = Columbia, Rhodes, Valyria
| result = Embarrassing loss for RhodesRhodesia, a victoriousdecisive coupOomist by the Oomistsvictory.
| combatant1 = [[Oomists]]
*[[File:ColumbianFlag.png|25px]] [[Columbia]] <br />
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== Precursor ==
After Columbia brokered peace with [[Mir]] from the [[NATO-Mir War]], Kdeeks rejoined Columbia, and agreed to become a Co-Emperor with Shadedoom. GeneralThomas4 (aka _SteveBuscemi) joined as well., with Pds0303 followedfollowing after his unbanning,. andThe trio took on the triorole startedof producing XPxp for the rest of Columbia and settled in theiran area ineast of Apoland, close to some derelict xp farms built by Hamboy_Jr. They named the northarea ofRhodes and began tearing out all the nationold knownxp asinfrastructure, Rhodesreplacing it with their own improved infrastructure.
 
After getting away with reinforcing his Rotterdam home on personal (illegal) groups, Kdeeks and co put Rhodes' infrastructure on a separate group. This was resolved when they gave shadedoom and then chancellor [[lemuractionnews]] owner on these groups.
 
In the meantime, Shadedoom had sabotaged the Columbian group permissions, removing all administrative privileges from other owners of the groups while making himself Primary Owner on the groups.
 
== Rising Tensions ==
AsHowever, aunbeknownst resultto the rest of Rhodes'Columbia, they illegally built all of the new xp infrastructure on usingtheir seperateown groups instead of the national Columbian groups. When Co-Emperor Shadedoom and then-Chancellor lemuractionnews learned that they had done this, athey plotreached wasout hatchedto the Rhodesians to try and convince them to integrate the xp groups they had made into the main Columbian groups. During this time shadedoom started organizing a plan to pearl Kdeekskdeeks and pds soin thatthe Shadedoomevent coulda regaincompromise controlcouldn't be made. After the groups were shared, the plan was called off. After Kdeeks'kdeeks was pearlingpearled by Hallow as a result of doxxing accusations, lemuractionnews resigned his title as Chancellor and told kdeeks of a plan to arrest him involving himself, shadedooom, and lemuractionnewsRobokaiser. This is when kdeeks went looking through the namelayer groups and discovered that Shadedoom had removed his administrative privileges as 'Owner' on the group. Effectively, Shadedoom had stolentaken ownership over all the primary Columbian groups right under everyone'shis nose. However, he missed the permission for owners to adjust permissions. This is when Kdeeks changed his permissions back to having admin privileges and secureddemoted everyone in Columbia to member except for the groupsRhodesians. fromLater Shadedoomhe attemptedremoved thefteveryone who was demoted from the groups.
 
GeneralThomas4/_SteveBuscemi attempted to mediate a peace discussion, however these talks failed. He ended up siding with his former comrades.
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== The First Hours ==
As soon as kdeeks andannounced crewhe announcedseized Shadedoom'scontrol of all Columbian coupgroups, lemuractionnews went on one last mission- he damaged Rhodes' farms, damaging Rhodesian XP production. Lemur was logboxed on his main and altvaulted gear before logging off one last time.
 
 
As soon as he merged C-IV and C-VS back from Kdeeks, shadedoom had YourAverageRick (on alt account ComradeRick) and DefectedHeart ferry materials to the then-derelict [[Valyria]] vault. While DefectedHeart managed to escape from Rotterdam, due to an internet issue mid-conversation with kdeeks and jfkvius, Rick was logboxed in Rotterdam. Only slightly demoralized, shadedoom ordered all Oomist accounts to be moved to the Valyria vault, and a wartime committee was established in a discord.
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=== The Crucible ===
[[File:REALLY-Old-Crucible.png|thumb|The Crucible at the time of the Rhodesian attack]]
The Valyria Vault (later renamed the Crucible) became the headquarters of shade's faction during the war. All available manpower was concentrated on the vault, with the work party being led by shadedoom and Doommad. The vault was finished to an acceptable degree just before the war ended and was continued in the days after the war.
 
 
A demand for XP led to expeditions into Columbia to retrieve dropchests; wartime exp provided to Shadedoom by Pds some one year prior as a gift while they were allies in FRIENDS. On their way to and from these, more snitches were placed across Columbia, and Rhodes snitches were broken as well.
[[File:KdeeksHouseGriefed.jpg|alt=|thumb|An attempt at pettyPetty grief bydone theby OomistsDefectedHeart_ towards Kdeek's residence in Rotterdam. Onlyhome, justobsidian placingonly obsidianbeing placed in between bastion fields. Has since been cleaned up.]]
[[File:2019-12-20 09.21.39.png|thumb|What remained of Knot Tower by the time of the first scouting mission, showing the extent of Rhodesian griefing of civilian builds]]
 
=== Sempiternal ===
Late that night, UDF volunteers + Oomists travelled to Sempiternal (Columbia's vault), then controlled by Kdeeks, and heavily griefed it. The vault was disabled completely, and photosscreenshots of Rotterdam were taken after the Rhodes had taken over.
 
 
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| casualties2 = Many pearled
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After Pds scouted the Crucible Vault, Oomists knew that an attack was imminent. In one autistic burst of glory, they finished digging the vault. The next day, the RhodesmenRhodesians attacked. Seeing several dozen @everyones in the discord, Rick, Complexity, FY1, and others logged on. Complexity and FY loaded in and ran to the east ring, where Rick was 4v1ing the Rhodesians, nearly killing kdeeks after luring him into a ring of the vault.
 
After 15 minutes of fighting, and losing the pearl of jfkvius, the Rhodesian fighters started to flee back to Rhodes, where they were intercepted, with kdeeks and pds0303 being pearled and only SteveBuscemi escaping.
 
After a successful campaign against the RhodesmenRhodesians, the Columbians returned home and began reconstruction.
 
 
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== The Sacking of Rhodes ==
After defending the Crucible from Rhodesia, the Columbians dug an attack tunnel to Rhodes and began looting and griefingdisabling the bunker complex.
 
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