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The '''Columbian Civil War''', also known as the '''Columbian Bush War''', was a 2 week conflict between 2 factions: shadedoom's Oomists (mainly supported by the previous [[Columbia|Columbian Empire]] and the support of the UDF), and Kdeeks' [[Rhodesia|Rhodesians]].
 
It led to the theft of most Columbian groups being held by Kdeeks, Columbia being inducted into the [[UDF]], and the final nail in the coffin for Kdeeks and many of his supporters. {{Infobox military conflict
| conflict = Columbian Bush War
| image = [[File:Columbia Postcard.jpg|300px|Shitty postcard Rick made]]
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| date = December 18th, 2019, to December 29th, 2019 (11 days)
| place = Columbia, Rhodes, Valyria
| result = EmbarassingEmbarrassing loss for RhodesiaRhodes, decisivea Columbianvictorious victorycoup by the Oomists.
| combatant1 = [[Oomists]]
*[[File:ColumbianFlag.png|25px]] [[Columbia]] <br />
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After getting away with reinforcing his Rotterdam home on personal (illegal) groups, Kdeeks and co put Rhodes' infrastructure on a separate group. This was resolved when they gave shadedoom and then chancellor [[lemuractionnews]] owner on these groups.
 
In the meantime, Shadedoom had sabotaged the Columbian group permissions, removing all administrative privileges from other owners of the groups while making himself Primary Owner on the groups.
 
== Rising Tensions ==
As a result of theseRhodes' repeatedusing transgressionsseperate groups, a plot was hatched to pearl Kdeeks and pds forso that Shadedoom could theirregain crimescontrol. After the groups were surrenderedshared, the plan was called off. After Kdeeks' pearling by Hallow as a result of doxxing accusations, lemuractionnews resigned his title as Chancellor and told kdeeks of a plan to arrest him involving shadedooom and lemuractionnews. AsThis ais resultwhen Kdeekskdeeks mergedwent looking through the namelayer groups ofand Columbia,discovered andthat becameShadedoom had removed his administrative privileges as 'Owner' on the ownergroup. ofEffectively, allShadedoom buthad 2stolen all Columbian groups right under everyone's nose. ValyrianHowever he missed the permission for owners to adjust permissions. This is when Kdeeks changed his permissions back to having admin privileges and secured the groups werefrom Shadedoom attempted unaffectedtheft.
 
GeneralThomas4/_SteveBuscemi attempted to mediate a peace discussion, however these talks failed. He ended up siding with his former comrades to remake Rhodesia.
 
At this point, escalation to the point of armed conflict was inevitable.
 
== The First Hours ==
As soon as kdeeks and crew announced theShadedoom's coup, lemuractionnews went on one last mission- he damaged Rhodes' farms, damaging Rhodesian XP production. Lemur was logboxed on his main and altvaulted gear before logging off one last time.
 
 
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A demand for XP led to expeditions into Columbia to retrieve dropchests,; andwartime exp provided to Shadedoom by Pds some one year prior as a gift while they were allies in onFRIENDS.On their way to and from these, more snitches were placed across Columbia, and RhodesianRhodes snitches were broken as well.
[[File:2019-12-20 09KdeeksHouseGriefed.21.39.pngjpg|alt=|thumb|WhatAn remainedattempt ofat Knotpetty Towergrief by the timeOomists oftowards theKdeek's firstresidence scoutingin mission,Rotterdam. showing theOnly extentjust ofplacing Rhodesianobsidian griefingin ofbetween civilianbastion buildsfields.]]
 
=== Sempiternal ===
Late that night, UDF volunteers + Oomists travelled to Sempiternal (Columbia's vault), then controlled by Kdeeks, and heavily griefed it. The vault was disabled completely, and photos of Rotterdam were taken after the RhodesiansRhodes had taken over, with many buildings being griefed.
 
 
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| casualties2 = Many pearled
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After jfkviusPds was sent to scoutscouted the Crucible Vault, Oomists knew that an attack was imminent. In one autistic burst of glory, they finished digging the vault. The next day, the RhodesiansRhodesmen attacked. Seeing several dozen @everyones in the discord, Rick, Complexity, FY1, and others logged on. Complexity and FY loaded in and ran to the east ring, where Rick was 4v1ing the Rhodesians, nearly killing kdeeks after luring him into a ring of the vault.
 
After 15 minutes of fighting, and losing the pearl of jfkvius, the Rhodesian fighters started to flee back to Rhodes, where they were intercepted, with kdeeks and pds0303 being pearled and only SteveBuscemi escaping.
 
After a successful campaign against the RhodesiansRhodesmen, the Columbians returned home and began reconstruction.
 
 
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== The Sacking of Rhodes ==
After defending the Crucible from Rhodesia, the Columbians dug an attack tunnel to Rhodes and began looting and griefing the bunker complex.
 
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