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The '''Columbian Civil War''', also known as the '''Columbian Bush War''', was a ~2 week conflict between 2 factions: shadedoom's Oomists (mainly supported by the previous [[Columbia|Columbian Empire]] and the support of the UDF), and Kdeeks' [[Rhodesia|Rhodesians]].
 
It led to the theft of most Columbian groups by Kdeeks, Columbia being inducted into the [[UDF]], and the final nail in the coffin for Kdeeks and many of his supporters. {{Infobox military conflict
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== Rising Tensions ==
As a result of these repeated transgressions, a plot was hatched to pearl Kdeeks and pds for thesetheir crimes. After the groups were surrendered, the plan was called off. After Kdeeks' pearling by Hallow as a result of doxxing accusations, lemuractionnews resigned his title as Chancellor and told kdeeks of a plan to arrest him involving Robokaisershadedooom orand Polskalemuractionnews. andAs HanTzua ofresult Hallow,Kdeeks whichmerged kdeeksthe ignorednamelayer muchgroups of and spun as an assassination attempt by shadedoomColumbia, and lemuractionnews. Using this as fodder to exploit a flaw inbecame the namelayerowner groups, he swipedof all but 2 Columbian groups,. butValyrian nonegroups ofwere the Valyria groupsunaffected.
 
GeneralThomas4/_SteveBuscemi attempted to mediate a peace discussion, however these talks failed. He ended up siding with his former comrades to remake Rhodesia.
 
At this point, bloodescalation to the point of armed conflict was inevitable.
 
== The First Hours ==
As soon as kdeeks and crew announced the coup, lemuractionnews went on one last hurrah mission- he damaged Rhodes' farms, cripplingdamaging Rhodesian XP production. Lemur was logboxed on his main and altvaulted gear before logging off one last time.
 
 
As soon as he swipedmerged C-IV and C-VS back from Kdeeks, shadedoom had YourAverageRick (on alt account ComradeRick) and DefectedHeart ferry materials to the [[Valyria]] vault. While DefectedHeart managed to escape from Rotterdam, due to an internet issue mid-conversation with kdeeks and jfkvius, Rick was logboxed in Rotterdam. Only slightly demoralized, shadedoom ordered all Oomist accounts to be moved to the Valyria vault, and a wartime committee was established in a discord.
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After 15 minutes of fighting, and losing the pearl of jfkvius, the Rhodesian fighters started to flee back to Rhodes, where they were intercepted, with kdeeks and pds0303 being pearled and only SteveBuscemi escaping.
 
AtAfter longa lastsuccessful victoriouscampaign against the Rhodesian menaceRhodesians, the Columbians returned home and began reconstruction.
 
 
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