Collapse of Eddie Murphy: Difference between revisions
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{{Neutrality warning}}
The '''collapse of Eddie Murphy''' was a
==Prelude==
===February 13, 2021===
At 6:00am EST ([[yodabird19]]'s time zone), Vice President of [[Cortesia Del Mar]] [[yodabird19]] was
===February 15, 2021===
With [[Oko]]'s attempts at communication also not responded to, the
==Cataclysm==
===February 16, 2021===
After three days of ghosting by the Nyasan Commissariat, [[yodabird19]]'s defenders were beginning to worry. {{Citation needed|date=May 2021}}At this time he was still only two months out from first joining [[CivClassic]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/553317098156195863/790795708495691797</ref>, and [[Nyasaland]] was considered inactive enough that it seemed unlikely for the nation to have any familiarity with the pearled newfriend. {{Citation needed|date=May 2021}}This, combined with the socialist nation's lack of an established court system<ref>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A5yo4kzvWYEX5quF_xxsrGcurF7l1le_2SkLCXwWLcg/edit</ref>, led the [[Cortesia]]n Vice President to suspect he was to be [[permapearled]]. The issue, in which the entire [[DUMP]] alliance was now firmly involved, was under discussion in the alliance's leadership-only Discord channel in the evening.<ref>Obviously this can't be reffed.</ref><br>
At 7:00pm EST, [[Kayla]], who,
At 7:15pm EST, [[Kayla]] jumped into the [[Nyasaland]] [[vault]].{{Citation needed}} Quickly progressing to the [[vault]] center on account of her permissions, [[Kayla]] pearled Nyasan Commissar [[BennyZ]] in his own [[vault]], before immediately logging out to attend to urgent real-world concerns.{{Citation needed}} This dropped the Commissar's pearl, unfueled, in a barrel at [[Kayla]]'s log-out point;<ref>https://discord.com/channels/803462577979654145/803467222365634560/811407426309980170</ref> the pearl was quickly freed, and [[Kayla]] was logboxed; [[Kayla]] then claimed to be quitting the server. [[yodabird19]]'s pearl was untouched.<br>
At 7:40pm EST, [[yodabird19]] returned to [[DUMP]]'s leadership chat; [[Oko]] claimed that the [[Entente]] alliance had read [[Kayla]]'s attack on its member as an attack by closely-associated [[Eddie Murphy]], and was dispatching forces to break [[Eddie Murphy]]'s [[vault]] and pearl [[Oko]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/803462577979654145/803467222365634560/811405099825365012</ref>. To avoid this, [[Eddie Murphy]] hurriedly handed primary ownership of its [[vault]] namelayer group to [[Naglafer]], relieving the hulking newfriend nation of the asset for which it might have been attacked (and preserving the vault, as [[Naglafer]] was more respected by the [[Entente]] than [[Oko]]). To prevent any implication of the alliance, [[yodabird19]] shot out [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/llik2y/with_respect_to_recent_attacks_on_peace/ a condemnation of Kayla's actions]<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/llik2y/with_respect_to_recent_attacks_on_peace/</ref> by 8:15pm EST.
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{{Main|Columbia-Cascadia War}}
At 10:30pm EST, [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/ Columbia declared war on Kayla's nation of Cascadia] for its "unwarranted attack on the Nyasaland Vault", "a breach of the non-aggression clause of the Treaty of Valyria, recently signed to allow Cascadia to secede".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall</ref><br>
What exact events occurred following this war declaration are hotly disputed. [[Kayla]]
:Yes so<br> 1) they despawned it all<br> 2) they dropchested and or logged with it and<br> 3) oko and EM “acquired” it<br>
I’m leaning on the first and second one though</ref> (which is corroborated by [[shadedoom]]'s statement that [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumzpd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Kayla <nowiki>"took the loot out of Cascadia"</nowiki>] the day of the declaration<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumzpd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref>). Murphians, especially [[Oko]], have made several claims, varied by individual, time, and evidence, as to who did [[Eddie Murphy]] what harm.<ref>Please dear god don't make me search for examples</ref
===February 22, 2021 ===
At 7:00am EST, after five days of [[CivClassic]] players reporting substantially lower average activity on the server, [[Tiddy1806]] posted a [[Civball]] comic titled [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lpmouq/em_gone_empire_born/ <nowiki>"EM gone; Empire born"</nowiki>]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lpmouq/em_gone_empire_born/</ref>. It portrayed the formation of [[The Empire]] (as well as [[Anyakova]], though this nation was 9 days old already by this point)<ref>https://civwiki.org/wiki/Anyakova#History</ref> as the result of [[Eddie Murphy]] being bludgeoned by "BULL SHIT", officializing the death of [[Eddie Murphy]].
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At 6:45am EST, almost exactly seven days after [[yodabird19]] was pearled, [[BennyZ]] of [[Nyasaland]], having received his "god bow" from a charitable [[Doommad]], freed [[yodabird19]]'s pearl.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/579436732966109213/811415635682787368/812650966595010582</ref>
===No Specific Date ===
The collapse of [[Eddie Murphy]] had profound effects on its former alliance, the [[DUMP]]. Formerly an alliance of decidedly weak nations protected by a "babysitter" [[Eddie Murphy]], the defensive alliance, stripped of its most militarily capable member, was forced to dramatically realign its operations. With both [[Anyakova]] and [[The Empire]] inactive in the extreme, [[Cortesia Del Mar]] became the alliance's tentative centerpiece. The [[DUMP]]'s remaining active nations (at this time, [[Cortesia]], [[Monterrey]], and [[Blackwell]]) experienced strong pressure to develop rapidly and grow defensive capabilities, a pressure which remains in play to the present
===No Known Date ===
{{Main|Columbia-Cascadia War}}
Following the [[Columbia]]n occupation of [[Cascadia]], [[Kayla]],
===March 12, 2021 ===
Kayla,
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