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==Prelude==
===February 13, 2021===
At 6:00am EST ([[yodabird19]]'s time zone), Vice President of [[Cortesia Del Mar]] [[yodabird19]] was pearled by the Socialist Federal Republic of [[Nyasaland]]'s Commissar [[BennyZ]] at the nation's capital's rail station. When the pearlee's own direct attempts at communication were ignored, [[Oko]], ''de facto'' leader of [[Eddie Murphy]] (which was experiencing a succession crisis on account of the split-off of [[Anyakova]] on the same day)<ref>{{Cdisc|sender-link=Oko|sender=Oko|date=16 February 2016|url=https://discord.com/channels/803462577979654145/803467222365634560/811405045270577162
i havent for like a few days|channel=chat|server=Defense Union for Mutual Prosperity|access-date=30 April 2021|screenshot-link=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828068701789356053/848409140967637002/image0.png?width=1054&height=702}}</ref>, an ally of [[Cortesia]] via the [[Defense Union for Mutual Prosperity]]<ref>https://civwiki.org/wiki/DUMP#History</ref>, took it upon herself to pursue the case, quietly, seeking an uncontroversial resolution.
===February 15, 2021===
With [[Oko]]'s attempts at communication also not responded to, the [[Cortesia]]n President [[IceCarim]] posted on behalf of the nation's leadership [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lkfh34/cortesian_government_address_to_nyasaland/ a public appeal] to the r/civclassics subreddit, describing the situation as it perceived it and seeking an agreeable resolution<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lkfh34/cortesian_government_address_to_nyasaland/</ref>. The response in the comments was overwhelmingly positive
Free yoda|channel=off-topic|server=Mount September|access-date=30 April 2021|screenshot-link=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828068701789356053/848409340246491176/image0.png}}
</ref><ref>{{Cdisc|url=https://discord.com/channels/415706745566920714/415706745566920716/811276689321361458|sender-link=Lodish|sender=Lodish|date=16 February 2021|text=people seem convinced yoda was raiding, not seen evidence or heard from actual accusers though|channel=general|server=CivWiki|access-date=30 April 2021|screenshot-link=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828068701789356053/848409587194658886/image0.png}}
</ref><ref>{{Cdisc|sender-link=Wingzero54|sender=Wingzero54|date=Unknown at 3:34 AM UTC|url=https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/782278000535273473/811440499134431253|text=Oh right that stupid reason|channel=in-game-global-chat|server=CivClassic Official Discord Server|access-date=30 April 2021|screenshot-link=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828068701789356053/848409825423392789/image0.png}}
</ref><ref>{{Cdisc|url=https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/782278000535273473/810598327921803284|sender-link=hockey328|sender=hockey328|date=Unknown at 19:28 UTC|text=#FreeYoda|channel=in-game-global-chat|server=CivClassic Official Discord Server|access-date=30 April 2021|screenshot-link=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828068701789356053/848410051974529064/image0.png}}</ref>. However, still, the Commissariat remained silent.
==Cataclysm==
===February 16, 2021 ===
After three days of ghosting by the Nyasan Commissariat, [[yodabird19]]'s defenders were beginning to worry.
At 7:00pm EST, [[Kayla]]
At approximately 7:
I'm trying to find out where kayla put benny's pearl<br>
...<br>
Enforcer 02/16/2021<br>
Didn’t it just despawn lol? She logged out?<br>
oko 02/16/2021<br>
its in a barrel<br>
lol<br>
...<br>
Yodabird19 02/16/2021<br>
which barrel<br>
oko 02/16/2021<br>
it spawns one<br>
when you logout<br>
Yodabird19 02/16/2021<br>
oh<br>
...<br>
oko 02/16/2021<br>
itll decay<br>
its 4% and in his own vault<br>
he can get someone else to do it</ref> [[yodabird19]]'s pearl was untouched.<br>
At 7:40pm EST, [[yodabird19]] returned to [[DUMP]]'s leadership chat; [[Oko]] claimed that the [[Entente]] alliance had read [[Kayla]]'s attack on its member as an attack by closely-associated [[Eddie Murphy]], and was dispatching forces to break [[Eddie Murphy]]'s [[vault]] and pearl [[Oko]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/803462577979654145/803467222365634560/811405099825365012</ref>. To avoid this, [[Eddie Murphy]] hurriedly handed primary ownership of its [[vault]] namelayer group to [[Naglafer]], relieving the hulking newfriend nation of the asset for which it might have been attacked (and preserving the vault, as [[Naglafer]] was more respected by the [[Entente]] than [[Oko]]). To prevent any implication of the alliance, [[yodabird19]] shot out [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/llik2y/with_respect_to_recent_attacks_on_peace/ a condemnation of Kayla's actions]<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/llik2y/with_respect_to_recent_attacks_on_peace/</ref> by 8:15pm EST.
At 9:00pm EST, after nearly four days, [[BennyZ]] created a #yoda-pearl channel<ref>https://discord.com/channels/579436732966109213/811415635682787368/811416128621641738</ref> in the [[Nyasaland]] discord, in which he stated that<br>
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{{Main|Columbia-Cascadia War}}
At 10:30pm EST, [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/ Columbia declared war on Kayla's nation of Cascadia] for its "unwarranted attack on the Nyasaland Vault", "a breach of the non-aggression clause of the Treaty of Valyria, recently signed to allow Cascadia to secede".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall</ref><br>
What exact events occurred following this war declaration are hotly disputed. [[Kayla]]
:Yes so<br> 1) they despawned it all<br> 2) they dropchested and or logged with it and<br> 3) oko and EM “acquired” it<br>
I’m leaning on the first and second one though</ref> (which is corroborated by [[shadedoom]]'s statement that [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumzpd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Kayla <nowiki>"took the loot out of Cascadia"</nowiki>] the day of the declaration<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumzpd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref>). Murphians, especially [[Oko]], have made several claims, varied by individual, time, and evidence, as to who did [[Eddie Murphy]] what harm.<ref>Please dear god don't make me search for examples</ref><br>
▲It is presumed that activity within Eddie Murphy declined due to the permanent<ref>https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/782278000535273473/840083449280069632</ref> loss of its vault, and the contested events of the [[Columbia-Cascadia War]], and presumed psychological and reputational effect of the crisis from [[yodabird19]]'s pearling.
▲===February 22, 2021 ===
At 7:00am EST, after five days of [[CivClassic]] players reporting substantially lower average activity on the server, [[Tiddy1806]] posted a [[Civball]] comic titled [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lpmouq/em_gone_empire_born/ <nowiki>"EM gone; Empire born"</nowiki>]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lpmouq/em_gone_empire_born/</ref>. It portrayed the formation of [[The Empire]] (as well as [[Anyakova]], though this nation was 9 days old already by this point)<ref>https://civwiki.org/wiki/Anyakova#History</ref> as the result of [[Eddie Murphy]] being bludgeoned by "BULL SHIT", officializing the death of [[Eddie Murphy]].
==Aftermath==
===February 19, 2021
At 8:15pm EST, [[Camokool]], who had formerly been kept out of primitivist [[DUMP]] nation [[Gul]]'s territory by an independent Murphian intervention, declared his intent to reestablish his antithetical nation of the [[Veldt]]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lnvm90/reestablishment_of_the_veldt/</ref>. Due to the predicament of [[Eddie Murphy]], this second Gul-Veldt conflict moved to the slow and tense realm of diplomacy, where the claim conflict simmered for exactly one month before [[Gul]] dissolved on March 19, 2021<ref>https://discord.com/channels/803462577979654145/803467556110467093/822527139613507645</ref>, handing the contested land to the Veldt by default.
===February 20, 2021
At 6:45am EST, almost exactly seven days after [[yodabird19]] was pearled, [[BennyZ]] of [[Nyasaland]], having received his "god bow" from a charitable [[Doommad]], freed [[yodabird19]]'s pearl.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/579436732966109213/811415635682787368/812650966595010582</ref>
===No Specific Date
The collapse of [[Eddie Murphy]] had profound effects on its former alliance, the [[DUMP]]. Formerly an alliance of decidedly weak nations protected by a "babysitter" [[Eddie Murphy]], the defensive alliance, stripped of its most militarily capable member, was forced to dramatically realign its operations. With both [[Anyakova]] and [[The Empire]] inactive in the extreme, [[Cortesia Del Mar]] became the alliance's tentative centerpiece. The [[DUMP]]'s remaining active nations (at this time, [[Cortesia]], [[Monterrey]], and [[Blackwell]]) experienced strong pressure to develop rapidly and grow defensive capabilities, a pressure which remains in play to the present
===No Known Date
{{Main|Columbia-Cascadia War}}
Following the [[Columbia]]n occupation of [[Cascadia]], [[Kayla]],
===March 12, 2021
Kayla, having resolved issues with [[Columbia]], along with her friend [[Kicky]], [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/m3zejz/the_trade_nation_of_kallos/ made a third attempt at founding a nation]: [[Kallos]], which
==References==
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[[Category:Conflicts (CivClassic 2.0)]]
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