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Canalism is a religion that worships the canal god, κανάλι, who takes form in all water and lava, though is most present in traditional canals.
 
==List of Popes==
January 26 2018 - April 13th 2018, Pope DankMemesTopKek
 
April 13th 2018 - Present, Pope Gantoe_
 
==Holy Objects==
===The Holy Sword of κανάλι===
The Holy Sword of κανάλι is a holy object, a sword with the essence of κανάλι himself. Whoever finds the sword is the κανάλι Βασιλιάς, or Kavahl Vasiliás, or Canal King. Thou who is the canal king is destined to bring upon a new era for holy canalism, where the religion will truly thrive, and the canal king will do great things. He who is the Kavahl Vasilias will be given grand gifts for all his life, and be treated well by the papacy and all canalists.
 
The Holy Sword of κανάλι is a holy object, a sword with the essence of κανάλι himself. Whoever finds the sword is the κανάλι Βασιλιάς, or Kavahl Vasiliás, or Canal King. Thou who is the canal king is destined to bring upon a new era for holy canalism, where the religion will truly thrive, and the canal king will do great things. He who is the Kavahl Vasilias will be given grand gifts for all his life, and be treated well by the papacy and all canalists.
 
κανάλι left us one clue to it's location, in the form of a riddle.
 
In the pillars of hell, where demons dwell, near the eye of κανάλι
 
Where opposite sides meet at the new millenium
 
Is a holy light, there is the sword of κανάλι
 
At the bottom of the ocean.
 
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*Current Location: Somewhere in the ocean
 
===The Pope's Hat===
The Pope's Hat: a Holy Hat, it signifies that one is truly holy, and a pope of the papacy.
 
*Current Owner: Pope DankMemesTopKekGantoe
 
*Current Location: MTA
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===Founding===
Canalism was founded in late january by Pope Dankmemestopkek. At first, it was not a public religion, but a secret cult with a cult room in the [[Mount Augusta (CivClassic 2.0)|Mount Augusta]] rails. It had several different religious trials and practices, such as the Trial of the Holy Hall, in which a cult member would have to jump across fences in a mini-canal in order to gain the right to read the holy books, and Divine Rest, in which someone would lay in water for 3 seconds and come back up, in order to become closer with the canal, the deeper the hole, the closer you got. The Holy books were seperated into two different books, totaling 35 pages. A few of the pages were translated into greek to hide the fact they were about human sacrifice, which was removed in The First Reformation. At it's peak, The Cultists of the Canal had 11 members, notable members being Cult Leader Dank, Cult Co-Leader Chaos Canadian, and Cult Captain Gantoe.
 
===The First Reformation===
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===Lifting of Canalism ban in Lëtzebuerg===
On March 18th, the previous ban of the Canalist religion in Lëtzebuerg was lifted, after dicussion between the Pope and Margrave of Lëtzebuerg shadedoom
 
===The 2nd Pope===
On April, Friday the 13th, Pope Dankmemestopkek stood down and gave Archbishop Gantoe_ the Papacy.
 
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===Other Events===
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* Excommunication of Romec
* Lifting of Romec's Excommunication
 
==Direct Influences==
 
* The Jevoghnya Canals were directly inspired by influential canalists early in Jevoghnyev history and politics, with further blending with the old animistic river based faiths of the natives of the region.
 
==Population==
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Although the majority of MTA is canalist, there are still some who belong to other religions, such as Jumpism, Daoism, Blood Paganism, the Possum Cult, Cult of the Supreme Being, and the Cult of the All-Father.
 
Believers are mostly in [[Mount Augusta (CivClassic 2.0)|Mount Augusta]], [[Tierra de Conciencia]], and [[Southshire]], and a portion in [[Yoahtl]], and others in the HJE, [[Oistins]], and other nations
 
==Holy Days==
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if the Pope were to quit or be pearled:
 
Pope Dank --> Cardinal Gantoe --> Cardinal Godomasta --> Archbishop Scramble --> Archbishop Cinzar --> Archbishop Gobblin --> Archbishop GameOfLife --> Archbishop Charlememe --> Archbishop Citylion --> Archbishop CharlememeMilesdust
 
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