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{{Infobox civilization
|name = Accelerada
|subheader=The FreePeople's Economic ZoneRepublic of Accelerada
|image=Accelerada_Flag.png
|alt=Flag of Accelerada
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|location=[https://civrealmsmap.github.io/#c=5445,-4519,r395]
|demonym = Acceleradan
|activity level=uh idk we do quiite a lot but we're like 2 people so i guess low?
|alliance=None.
|capital_city = City of Accelerada
|settlements = City of Accelerada
|territories= The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada
|government_type = fuckOne-Party idkSocialist what even is a governmentRepublic
|position_title1 = Council of Accelerada
|governing_document = [https://civrealms.miraheze.org/wiki/File:Constitution_of_Unitas.pdf Constitution of Unitas]
|position_title2=Monarch|position_name1 = noahravn<br>ieatazz69
|position_title1 = CEO's (idk if thats what we are tho)
|position_name2=Queen Margrethe II|foundation_date = 6th Jan 2020
|position_title2=Monarch|position_name1 = noahravn<br>ieatazz69
|position_name2=Queen Margrethe II|foundation_date = 6th Jan 2020
|preceded_by = [[File:Varathia_Flag.png|20px]] [[Varathia]]
|language = English, Danish
|religion = Skipperism[[SapoTrapHouse]]
|ideology = Postfordist capitalist-realist accelerationist precommunist protoanprim absolute-monarchist classical liberalism with Danish characteristics
|national_anthem = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyY829WwR9A&#124;Sådan Er Kapitalismen]
|discord = https://discord.gg/f2XGHkY
}}
[[File:Accelerada World Map.png|alt=|thumb|262x262px|A political map of Accelerada and the surrounding areas]]
The '''FreePeople's Economic ZoneRepublic of Accelerada''' is a extranational free economic zonecountry located in the eastern region of the map. Accelerada was founded as the Free Economic Zone of Accelerada on Jan 6th, 2020 and officially changed to the People's Republic of Accelerada on May 22nd, 2020.<ref name=":0" /><ref>[https://discord.com/invite/Av4Ru3Y Accelerada Discord], Government, [https://discordapp.com/channels/663495482793918476/713119945507995739/713351145975840779 #acceleradan-democracy]</ref> It is bordered by [[Varathia]] and [[Zen]] to the west, [[New JerseyCarbon]] to the north, [[Agotep]] to the east and [[Alexandria]] to the south.
 
== History ==
=== Founding ===
The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada was founded on the 6th Jan 2020 by Azzeaters Inc.<ref name=":0">https://www.reddit.com/r/CivRealms/comments/ekkjn4/announcing_the_free_economic_zone_of_accelerada/</ref> Shortly after its declaration of independence, the Empire of Varathia informed noahravn that they had claimed the very same land three days earlier and intended to use it to farm netherwarts. This diplomatic crisis was resolved when Aresot, seeing how cool the Acceleradan project was, decided to agree to resolve the conflict with a thumb war. The Acceleradan Thumb War of Independence resulted in a total victory for Accelerada and emperor Aresot was therefore forced to give up his claim.
 
=== The First Acceleradan-Varathian War of the Aqua Nether ===
Shortly after its independence, Accelerada noticed the nearby Aqua Nether portal in the river just west of their territory. The area just around the river had not been ceded in The Acceleradan Thumb War of Independence, and was therefore still Varathian. Later that day, noahravn and Albyrt visited Olendor, where they met Aresot. Noahravn officially asked Aresot for permission to use his Aqua Nether portal and Aresot agreed to it, but only if he could dig more sand than Aresot from the desert. Seeing that Aresot had a mith shovel, and that his steel shovel had just broken, noahravn proposed a counter offer: the conflict would be decided with a rap battle. Aresot agreed to this and the battle begun. After a very close battle, Aresot decided to allow Accelerada to use the north eastern portion of the Aqua Nether portal block in what would later become known as the Partitioning of the Aqua Nether Portal.
 
=== The Accelerada-Agotep Purchase ===
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=== Ez2War ===
''Main Article: [[Ez2War]]''[[File:Careless talk.png|thumb|200px|A propaganda poster from the week leading up to the Siege of the Ez2Vault|link=https://civrealms.miraheze.org/wiki/File:Careless_talk.png]]On February 10th, 2020, RavenRavenRaven officially transfered the control of [[United Republic|Unitas]] to Accelerada.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/CivRealms/comments/f1it7p/unitas_now_belongs_to_accelerada/</ref> This transfer was contested by the [[Western Empire]], which led to a heated conflict on the CivRealms Discord about the claim.<ref>[[:File:Accelerada Unitas Announcement CivrealmsPolitics.png|File:Accelerada Unitas Announcement CivrealmsPolitics.png]]</ref> During the very height of this conflict, ThePayman, representing the [[Ez2crew|Ez2Empire]], declared that the Ez2Empire now also claimed Unitas.<ref>[[:File:Ez2Crew Claims Unitas.png|File:Ez2Crew Claims Unitas.png]]</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/CivRealms/comments/f1v48m/unitas_now_belongs_to_ez2crew/</ref> The server was down at this time, so a lot of Discord PVP ensued. After the server went up again, people started preparing for what was to come.
 
On February 11th, 2020, a raiding party from the Ez2Empire attacked Accelerada. They destroyed multiple chests and snitches before moving on to Alexandria. These raids continued for three days while citizens and supplies were evacuated. This attack against Alexandria led to the formation of the [[Fight or Die Coalition]]. After the initial raid on Accelerada and Alexandria, the Ez2Empire launched multiple raids in the following days.
 
During the days leading up to the attack on the Ez2Vault, Alexandria launched a propaganda campaign in their Discord. The goal of the campaign was to get the citizens of Alexandria to not leak any sensitive information to the Ez's. This was achieved by declaring ''Shut The Fuck Up Friday'', where all citizens had to not say a word in public Discords, and by repurposing the WW2 slogan "Loose lips sink ships".<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loose_lips_sink_ships</ref><ref>[https://discord.gg/3wD4cfW Alexandria Discord], Archive, #wartime-memes</ref>
 
On saturday, February 15th, 2020, the Coalition launched their initial attack against the Ez2Vault. The attack marked the beginning of a week long siege, which resulted in the breaking of the Ez2Vault. On sunday, February 16th, 2020, during the siege of the Ez2Vault, TTastic was pearled by CivRealmsPolice (Ez2Clutch). His pearl was kept in the core of the Ez2Vault, where it remained until he was freed at the end of the siege.
 
=== The Acceleradan-Western Empire Compromise ===
That deal between accelerada and WE that gave Accelerada control over Unitas
 
=== New Jersey Conference ===
That time New Jersey got partitioned
 
=== Savaguardian Invasion of Unitas ===
aka 56141242314th Unitasi War lmao
 
=== Declaration of the People's Republic of Accelerada ===
revolution? yes
 
=== Varathian Border Readjustment ===
That time we fixed some ugly bordergore with Varathia lol
 
== Geography ==
The FreePeople's Economic ZoneRepublic of Accelerada consists of a smalll area of only 0.066 km<sup>2</sup>.<!-- yes i calculated this and yes accelerada is smaller than the vatican --> It is situated onin the westernarea side ofsurrounding the two volcanoesvolcano of Mt. Igottamakeupaname and Mt. Igottamakeupanothername. Most of its area is covered by the City of Accelerada.
 
=== LandmarksCity of Accelerada ===
The capital, and only city, of Accelerada is the City of Accelerada. It is located in the valley to the west of Mt. Accelerada, and is known for its large scale buildings. The City of Accelerada partially overlaps over the border of Alexandria.
Despite its small area, The Free Economic Zone has many landmarks.
 
==== The Lucky 69 CasinoLandmarks ====
The Lucky 69 Casino is one of the biggest Landmarks of Accelerada. The building is circular with a diameter of 103 blocks. As of 19th Jan 2020, the Lucky 69 Casino is still under construction.
 
===== People's Palace =====
== Infrastructure ==
The Grand Palace to Honour the Most Glorious Revolution by the most Industrious and Benevolent People of Accelerada, or the People's Palace for short, is the seat of the Acceleradan Government. It is one of the largest buildings on the server and is constructed in the style of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Sisters_(Moscow) Stalin's Seven Sisters]. As of Jun 3rd, the People's Palace is still under construction.
The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada has a very developed infrastructure. At 15 blocks wide, it has one of the biggest main streets of the east coast region.<!-- size matters --> The city is connected by rail to the cities of [[Olendor]], [[Alexandria]] and [[New Jersey]]. There are also plans to make a railway to the city of [[Wheaton]].
 
===== TheArc Alexandrian-Acceleradande CanalTriomphe =====
The Arc de Triomphe is located in the southern end of Accelerada City, on the border with Alexandria. It was constructed to commemorate the victory in the [[Ez2War]].
The Alexandrian-Acceleradan Canal is a canal that connects from the coastal city of [[Alexandria]] to the city of Accelerada, where it joins with the river that runs through varathia and continues to the western ocean. The canal is built on sea level. This canal effectively makes it possible to sail through the continent all the way from the east coast to the west coast without ever breaking your boat. Construction of the Canal was finished on Jan 17th 2020.
 
== Politics ==
The People's Republic of Accelerada is ruled by the Council of Accelerada, which consists of noahravn and ieatazz69. Many tasks of the state are delegated to the ministries. Most notably among these are the Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Commerce and the Ministry of Agriculture.
Fuck idk ill do the politics part later
== Religions ==
=== uhh idk skipperism maybe ===
 
== Economy ==
{{Nation}}
 
=== Currency ===
Due to its close relationship with Alexandria, Accelerada officially uses the [[Currencies|Brine]] as it currency. Brines are worth 1/16th of a [[stamina]]. Brines are issued by the National Bank of Alexandria and there are plans to make a bank in Accelerada City.
 
=== Accel-E-Mart ===
The Acceleradan Ministry of Commerce owns Accel-E-Mart, which is a chain of shops located in multiple cities around the world. The most notable Accel-E-Mart is the one in CivCorp plot D5, which sells enchanted mithril tools. Accel-E-Marts are known for their unique architectural style, as they are all yellow, have a dome at the top and have 4 entrances.There are currently Accel-E-Marts in the following cities:
 
* CivCorp
* Alexandria
 
=== Farms ===
Due to its location in the volcano biome, Accelerada has many nether wart farms. In addition to this, the Acceleradan Ministry of Agriculture also owns farms for other crops in other countries around the world.
 
=== Infrastructure ===
The Free Economic Zone of Accelerada has a very developed infrastructure. At 15 blocks wide, it has one of the biggestlargest main streets of the east coast region.<!-- size matters --> The city is connected by rail to the cities of [[Olendor]], [[Alexandria]] and [[New Jersey]]. There are also plans to make a railway to the citycities of [[Wheaton]] and [[Zen]].
 
==== The Alexandrian-Acceleradan Canal ====
The Alexandrian-Acceleradan Canal is a canal that connects from the coastal city of [[Alexandria]] to the city of Accelerada, where it joins with the river that runs through varathia and continues to the western ocean. The canal is built on sea level. This canal effectively makes it possible to sail through the continent all the way from the east coast to the west coast without ever breaking your boat. Construction of the Canal was finished on Jan 17th 2020.
== Culture ==
=== Sapo Trap House ===
El sapo [[SapoTrapHouse]]
<br />{{Nation}}
== References ==
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