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{{Infobox civilization
| subheader = The Commonwewth of Nyasawand
| location = {{Coord|4224|-4076|2008}}
▲ | image = [[File:Nyasaland_Flag.png|300px]]
| governing_document = [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AZZi0wJB7IpZyvwMhl23twPsCjhhb79fFlM6mPB3O8A/edit Nyasan Constitution]
▲ |caption = Flag of Nyasaland
| position_title1 = Queen
▲ | image2 = [[File:New_CoA.png|100px]]
| position_name1 = Syurii Palgrave†
▲ |caption2 = Nyasan Coat of Arms, showing the 'Kawaiion'
| foundation_date = Mid 2017
| succeeded_by = {{flag|Nyasaland}}
▲ | data1 = Palgrave
▲ | data2 = Constitutional Monarchy
▲ | label4 = Nobles
▲ | data4 = Baron BennyZ<br>Countess cat_alunya<br>[[User:Thewizoid|Marchioness vriskalicious]]
▲ | data6 = Nyasan
▲ | data7 = ''"From sweetness comes strength."''
▲ | data8 = State Choralism
▲ | data9 = "[https://soundcloud.com/surahiraeth/fair-nyasaland Fair Nyasaland]"
}}
''Not to be confused with [[Nyasaland]].''
The '''Commonwealth of Nyasaland''' is the current incarnation of the historical territory of Nyasaland. Nyasaland was first settled in mid 2017, and soon proclaimed a Republic under the Nyasan Constitution. Nyasaland prospered for a time under the Republic, building the city of Palgrave, developing surrounding areas and holding cordial relationships with all neighbours. ▼
▲The '''Commonwealth of Nyasaland'''
Nyasaland
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== Etymology ==
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==== Treaty of Grestin ====
<blockquote>"''This is the one thing I told you not to do.''" -'''Syurii Palgrave, 1st April'''</blockquote>Along with other political upheavals in early April came separate events which would eventually lead to the end of the Dominion of Yonder-Dixie. Cracks had been emerging in the union between Nyasaland and Yonder-Dixie for some time, with the sordid affair mostly being propped up by the personal rapport between Syurii Palgrave and Vice, the Governor-General and Duke of Antietam. ▼
''{{Quote frame|This is the one thing I told you not to do."
Vice however was not well liked however among the rest of the Nyasan populace - many of his votes in the March election came from political disgruntlement rather than true support - and this tension came to a head on the 31st March, when he was killed and briefly pearled by a gang of disgruntled Nyasans and Gensokyojins in the Palgrave storehouse. This transpired while Syurii Palgrave was asleep, and once she woke up she quickly had an anyeurism, shouted herself hoarse, and had Vice hastily released. However this event was a bridge too far, and would catalyze the long-growing tension to lead to the end of the Nyasan-Appomattox/Yonder-Dixie amalgamation; it was clear the situation was no longer tenable, and any goodwill which and underscored the union had crumbled.▼
|Syurii Palgrave, 1st April}}''
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▲Vice however was not well liked however among the rest of the Nyasan populace - many of his votes in the March election came from political disgruntlement rather than true support - and this tension came to a head on the 31st March, when he was killed and briefly pearled by a gang of disgruntled Nyasans and Gensokyojins in the Palgrave storehouse. This transpired while Syurii Palgrave was asleep, and once she woke up she quickly had an
Over the next few days negotiations were carried out between the new National Council and Vice, eventually leading to the [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MDmrfQAJtuy_bsqEIlZkBkBp6Cp1eLLO0NEDxrPgSjY/edit Treaty of Grestin] on the 5th April, which terminated the Dominion of Yonder-Dixie. Nyasaland retained only the territories of Cape Antegria and western Arstotzka, which were grouped under 'Makhnovschina' for settlement by Nyasaland's resident anarkiddies. Vice however remained a Nyasan citizen for the purposes of enjoying UNC protection, as he feared further attacks from disgruntled Gensokyojin.
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===== The Subreddit War =====
''{{Quote frame|fuck you I hope you legitimately kill yourself toxic piece of shit jump off a fucking bridge slit your throat."
|Pirater}}''
With the Channers and Sovians, despite their extensive preparations, being immediately militarily annihilated by a bunch of unprepared transgender hillbillies with completely unoptimised pot bunker, they had to resort to the subreddit to complain. A slew of posts were made on the r/civclassics subreddit, at one point ten being on the 'new' page concurrently. These can be seen below;
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===== Sovian Insurgency =====
Pirater, the former leader of [[Sovia]], was extremely vocal on both the subreddit and in the server's global chat, and thus managed to succeed in stirring up anti-Nyasan and anti-[[UNC]] sentiment in some quarters, particularly in random newfriends who he harangued. The lack of involvement by the [[Jargon|Channers]], combined with the stated motivation to 'free Sovia' among insurgents, led to this being known as the Sovian insurgency.
The insurgency was rapidly heavily infiltrated by UNC agents, giving extensive information on planned attacks and storage locations; this was of great use to
On the 13th, a brief and abortive attack on Palgrave took
Icenia generated a brief period of concern among the UNC as a potential terrorist haven; many of the attackers, not just Sovians but Channer as well, had taken up residency there while exile-pearled, and LordChieftan in fact once held government office. These eventually led to an eruption of tensions with neighbouring Bloom, with [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/bdhrdv/bloomians_have_griefed_the_icenian_rail_which_we/ one private citizen illegally blocking off the rail line to Icenia]. UNC-Icenian negotiations obtained consensus however, and the Icenian authorities would soon crack down on insurgent stockpiles within their land and enact searches of the residences of the former attackers, locating most of the materiel that would have been used for future attacks.
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