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At 6:00am EST ([[yodabird19]]'s time zone), Vice President of [[Cortesia Del Mar]] [[yodabird19]] was pearled by the Socialist Federal Republic of [[Nyasaland]]'s Commissar [[BennyZ]] at the nation's capital's rail station. When the pearlee's own direct attempts at communication were ignored, [[Oko]], ''de facto'' leader of [[Eddie Murphy]] (which was experiencing a succession crisis on account of the split-off of [[Anyakova]] on the same day)<ref>https://discord.com/channels/803462577979654145/803467222365634560/811405045270577162</ref>, an ally of [[Cortesia]] via the [[Defense Union for Mutual Prosperity]]<ref>https://civwiki.org/wiki/DUMP#History</ref>, took it upon herself to pursue the case, quietly, seeking an uncontroversial resolution.
===February 15, 2021===
With [[Oko]]'s attempts at communication also not responded to, the [[Cortesia]]n President [[IceCarim]] posted on behalf of the nation's leadership [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lkfh34/cortesian_government_address_to_nyasaland/ a public appeal] to the r/civclassics subreddit, describing the situation as it perceived it and seeking an agreeable resolution<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lkfh34/cortesian_government_address_to_nyasaland/</ref>. The response in the comments was overwhelmingly positive<ref>Examples:<br>"I have no skin in the game, but this seems open, transparent and honest. I wish you well"<br>
==Cataclysm==
===February 16, 2021 ===
After three days of ghosting by the Nyasan Commissariat, [[yodabird19]]'s defenders were beginning to worry. At this time he was still only two months out from first joining [[CivClassic]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/553317098156195863/790795708495691797</ref>, and [[Nyasaland]] was considered inactive enough that it seemed unlikely to them for the nation to have any familiarity with the pearled newfriend.{{Citation needed|date=May 2021}} This, combined with the socialist nation's lack of an established court system<ref>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A5yo4kzvWYEX5quF_xxsrGcurF7l1le_2SkLCXwWLcg/edit</ref>, led the [[Cortesia]]n Vice President to suspect he was to be [[permapearled]]. The issue, in which the entire [[DUMP]] alliance was now firmly involved, was under discussion in the alliance's leadership-only Discord channel in the evening.<ref>Obviously this can't be reffed.</ref><br>
At 7:00pm EST, [[Kayla]], who, despite being leader of a non-[[DUMP]] nation ([[Cascadia]])<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/ldjc1b/the_treaty_of_valyria_city_cascadian_independence/</ref>, had access to these critical Discord channels as a result of [[Cascadia]]'s close friendship with [[Eddie Murphy]], proposed to use her namelayer-group access to [[Nyasaland]]'s [[vault]] to steal [[yodabird19]]'s pearl.{{Citation needed}} [[Kayla]] received heavy pushback from those present, but was insistent.<ref>
:vault gamer is acting now and i dont really get to stop them</ref> [[yodabird19]] had to leave for a critical 40 minutes - stymieing effective diplomacy for that time, as he remained the epicenter of the brewing disaster.<br>
At approximately 7:20pm EST, [[Kayla]] jumped into the [[Nyasaland]] [[vault]].<ref>yodabird19 left at 7:16pm EST.<br>[[Oko]] wrote "BENNY DOWN" at 7:26pm EST.<br>The jump must have occurred in this time frame, likely at least several minutes before [[BennyZ]] was killed.</ref> Quickly progressing to the [[vault]] center on account of her permissions, [[Kayla]] pearled Nyasan Commissar [[BennyZ]] in his own [[vault]], before immediately logging out to attend to urgent real-world concerns.{{Citation needed}} This dropped the Commissar's pearl, unfueled, in a barrel at [[Kayla]]'s log-out point;<ref>https://discord.com/channels/803462577979654145/803467222365634560/811407426309980170</ref> the pearl was quickly freed, and [[Kayla]] was logboxed; [[Kayla]] then claimed to be quitting the server.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/782278000535273473/811402479815753778</ref> [[yodabird19]]'s pearl was untouched.<br>
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{{Main|Columbia-Cascadia War}}
At 10:30pm EST, [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/ Columbia declared war on Kayla's nation of Cascadia] for its "unwarranted attack on the Nyasaland Vault", "a breach of the non-aggression clause of the Treaty of Valyria, recently signed to allow Cascadia to secede".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall</ref><br>
What exact events occurred following this war declaration are hotly disputed. [[Kayla]] currently (5/26/2021) claims that, while she [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1w1_-oiBq0beWAzWVyjke9y8uuJV-sItFLqPKBUk6TuQ/edit?usp=sharing did destroy some Cascadian valuables] as [[Columbian]] forces approached, little legitimately owned by [[Eddie Murphy]] was damaged as a result of the [[Columbia-Cascadia War]]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/mbujdh/in_response_to_some_hilarious_false_allegations/gs03vh5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref>. However, on the day of the war's declaration, she [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumsf6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 claimed to have <nowiki>"broke every single chest and factory in CAS"</nowiki> and that <nowiki>"everything is dropchested or logged out on accounts that will never login ever again"</nowiki>]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumsf6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref>. [[Columbia]] holds that its sole action in the [[Columbia-Cascadia War]] was to destroy the [[Cascadia]]n state, and that it did not destroy any Murphian wealth<ref>
:Yes so<br> 1) they despawned it all<br> 2) they dropchested and or logged with it and<br> 3) oko and EM “acquired” it<br>
I’m leaning on the first and second one though</ref> (which is corroborated by [[shadedoom]]'s statement that [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumzpd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Kayla <nowiki>"took the loot out of Cascadia"</nowiki>] the day of the declaration<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumzpd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref>). Murphians, especially [[Oko]], have made several claims, varied by individual, time, and evidence, as to who did [[Eddie Murphy]] what harm.<ref>Please dear god don't make me search for examples</ref><br>
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