Collapse of Eddie Murphy: Difference between revisions

At 10:30pm EST, [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/ Columbia declared war on Kayla's nation of Cascadia] for its "unwarranted attack on the Nyasaland Vault", "a breach of the non-aggression clause of the Treaty of Valyria, recently signed to allow Cascadia to secede".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall</ref><br>

What exact events occurred following this war declaration are hotly disputed. [[Kayla]] currently (5/7/2021) claims that, while she [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1w1_-oiBq0beWAzWVyjke9y8uuJV-sItFLqPKBUk6TuQ/edit?usp=sharing did destroy some Cascadian valuables] as [[Columbian]] forces approached, little legitimately owned by [[Eddie Murphy]] was damaged as a result of the [[Columbia-Cascadia War]]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/mbujdh/in_response_to_some_hilarious_false_allegations/gs03vh5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref>. However, on the day of the war's declaration, she [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumsf6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 claimed to have <nowiki>"broke every single chest and factory in CAS"</nowiki> and that <nowiki>"everything is dropchested or logged out on accounts that will never login ever again"</nowiki>]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lmcpyp/let_the_ballpeen_hammer_fall/gnumsf6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref>. [[Columbia]] holds that its sole action in the [[Columbia-Cascadia War]] was to destroy the [[Cascadia]]n state, and that it did not destroy any Murphian wealth<ref>:DoomToday at 11:47 AM<br>

However, one thing is for certain: Between the (supposedly temporary, but decidedly permanent<ref>https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/782278000535273473/840083449280069632</ref>) loss of its vault, and the contested events of the [[Columbia-Cascadia War]], and the psychological and reputational toll of the crisis from [[yodabird19]]'s pearling, '''Murphian activity plummeted'''.

At 7:00am EST, after five days of [[CivClassic]] players reporting substantially lower average activity on the server, [[Tiddy1806]] posted a [[Civball]] comic titled [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lpmouq/em_gone_empire_born/ <nowiki>"EM gone; Empire born"</nowiki>]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lpmouq/em_gone_empire_born/</ref>. It portrayed the formation of [[The Empire]] (as well as [[Anyakova]], though this nation was 9 days old already by this point)<ref>https://civwiki.org/wiki/Anyakova#History</ref> as the result of [[Eddie Murphy]] being bludgeoned by "BULL SHIT", officializing the death of [[Eddie Murphy]].

At 8:15pm EST, [[Camokool]], who had formerly been kept out of primitivist [[DUMP]] nation [[Gul]]'s territory by an independent Murphian intervention, declared his intent to reestablish his antithetical nation of the [[Veldt]]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/lnvm90/reestablishment_of_the_veldt/</ref>. Due to the predicament of [[Eddie Murphy]], this second Gul-Veldt conflict moved to the slow and tense realm of diplomacy, where the claim conflict simmered for exactly one month before [[Gul]] dissolved on March 19, 2021<ref>https://discord.com/channels/803462577979654145/803467556110467093/822527139613507645</ref>, handing the contested land to the Veldt by default.

At 6:45am EST, almost exactly seven days after [[yodabird19]] was pearled, [[BennyZ]] of [[Nyasaland]], having received his "god bow" from a charitable [[Doommad]], freed [[yodabird19]]'s pearl.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/579436732966109213/811415635682787368/812650966595010582</ref>

The collapse of [[Eddie Murphy]] had profound effects on its former alliance, the [[DUMP]]. Formerly an alliance of decidedly weak nations protected by a "babysitter" [[Eddie Murphy]], the defensive alliance, stripped of its most militarily capable member, was forced to dramatically realign its operations. With both [[Anyakova]] and [[The Empire]] inactive in the extreme, [[Cortesia Del Mar]] became the alliance's tentative centerpiece. The [[DUMP]]'s remaining active nations (at this time, [[Cortesia]], [[Monterrey]], and [[Blackwell]]) experienced strong pressure to develop rapidly and grow defensive capabilities, a pressure which remains in play to the present (5/7/2021).

{{Main|Columbia-Cascadia War}}

Following the [[Columbia]]n occupation of [[Cascadia]], [[Kayla]], not having quit the server after all, turned for an unknown length of time to guerrilla war with the [[Columbia]]n occupiers, making several [https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/782278000535273473/813876622875820092 serious threat]s against their nation and vault<ref>https://discord.com/channels/541663751875723267/782278000535273473/813876622875820092</ref>, but achieving little overall.<ref>https://civwiki.org/wiki/Columbia-Cascadia_War#The_War</ref>

Kayla (having returned to collaboration with [[Columbia]]), along with her friend [[Kicky]], [https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/m3zejz/the_trade_nation_of_kallos/ made a third attempt at founding a nation]: [[Kallos]], which remains relatively successful to the present (5/7/2021).<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/civclassics/comments/m3zejz/the_trade_nation_of_kallos/</ref>

 

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