ObtainableSpatula

Obtainable Spatula is the current Emperor of Imperial Truidence, successor to God-Emperor Bez. He rules from Anburon and has kept the realm prosperous after God-Emperor Bez's sudoku-related demise. His full official title is His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire, King of the Mire, Settler of Eivindia, Suzerain of Dol Morhen, Imperator of the Kingslands, Baron of Bezistan,  Conqueror of Inis Muire, Sovereign of all Truidencian peoples, Suzerain of Besia, Bezlaib, Daedalus, Carrot Land, Westland, and Camelot, Previously a Minister of the Empire, Previously the Field Marshal of the Royal Army of His Grace Emperor Bez of Imperial Truidence and All Her Holdings, Previously the Chief Diplomat in the name of Bez, Previously a Senator of Imperial Truidence, Founding Member of Anburon, Founder of the Royal Imperial Army of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire, First Carolean Standing Forever Tall, Royal Guard to Emperor Bez I, Formerly the Colonial Lord Protector of Downer Astonia, Recipient of the Medal of Golden Honor;

Titles:

 * His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
 * King of the Mire
 * Settler of Eivindia
 * Suzerain of Dol Morhen
 * Imperator of the Kingslands
 * Baron of Bezistan
 * Conqueror of Inis Muire
 * Sovereign of all Truidencian peoples
 * Suzerain of Besia
 * Suzerain of Bezlaib
 * Suzerain of Daedalus
 * Suzerain of Carrot Land
 * Suzerain of Westland
 * Suzerain of Camelot
 * Previously a Minister of the Empire
 * Previously the Field Marshal of the Royal Army of His Grace Emperor Bez of Imperial Truidence and All Her Holdings
 * Previously the Chief Diplomat in the name of Bez
 * Previously a Senator of Imperial Truidence
 * Founding Member of Anburon
 * Founder of the Royal Imperial Army of The Second Truidencian Hegemonial Empire
 * First Carolean Standing Forever Tall
 * Royal Guard to Emperor Bez I
 * Formerly the Colonial Lord Protector of Downer Astonia

Awards:

 * Truidencian Medal of Golden Honor
 * Icenian Medal of Honor
 * Infinity War Veteran's Medal

Alliases:

 * His Imperial Majesty Spatula I
 * His Imperial Majesty
 * Obtainable Spatula
 * Obtainable
 * Spatula
 * Spat
 * ObtainableRAT

Alt Accounts:

 * ObtainableSpat
 * UnobtainableSpat
 * EmperorSpatula
 * SpatulaSaur

Gallery of Spatula's Build Designs
Most of these are original builds, but some borrow elements from pre-existing structures.

Trivia

 * Has a CivTCG card based on him.
 * Has been pearled twice. Once by Corvus for 2 weeks for no reason, once for a few hours during the siege of the Holy Jaded Empire's vault the Best Western.

Illegality in Saudi Arabia
Obtainable Spatula is some shape or form illegal in Saudi Arabia, due to thinking the gays are based.