TWINKIEminer

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TWINKIEminer (Dr. Thomas Winkie Miner, The Fictional Anthropomorphized Tank Engine, Cartographer, Cowboy/Outlaw, Walker and Prophet of The Vibe Dimension, Destroyer of Boats and Furnaces, Politician, Bard, Jester, Comedian, THOT SLAYER, Diamond Miner, Investor, CivCorp Plot Salesman, Ex-Bank Robber, The Hunted, Birthday boy) is a Representative, Cartographer, and Architect of Alexandria, and former Governor of Oklahoma, and former Emperor of the Western Empire.