CivcraftImport:Conflicts/augustacivil

Billwilliams kept a Printout of the Full and Accurate Chat log durring this event...

&quot;It was the year 2012, Many derpers have derped hard all over augustans, and this one guy, rattlertank has been killing people hardcore lately.

Sami_Ghani: &quot;Rattlertank has killed 24 people, 12 augustans, and a noob!&quot;

Arieh_Kolver: &quot;this is a terrible offense, and i believe he is guilty

Timmy123180: &quot;I think he is guilty as well!&quot;

LastSheep: &quot;Yep, i saw it happen guys&quot;

TheCriminalMind: &quot;Rattlertank has been found guilty on all of that stuff, your sentence, is this, 5 seconds in the end, Csimp, release him&quot;

Csimplify: &quot;BUT PRIME!&quot;

TheCriminalMind: &quot;listen Ironhide, we dont have enough energons to launch a full scale assault&quot;

Lucifielle: &quot;what the hell?&quot;

Facecuddle: &quot;I Am The LAW!&quot;

TheCriminalMind: &quot;RELEASE THE KRAKEN!&quot;

Honcho12: &quot;hey guys, i'm a judge too!&quot;

Ron_Paul_2012: &quot;no one cares&quot;

Csimplify: &quot;Fine...&quot;

POOF!!! at this moment, Poofed, Maddicus sex, TexMexultant, and some other ancap, from now on refered to as &quot;the Ancaps&quot; just POP in looking HARD AS BALLS, trying to burn down everything being like &quot;WE DO NOT FOLLOW NAP NAP NAP NAP NAP!&quot;

Billwilliams: &quot;Wan Bai Patoto? 1 toto 5 Lapis block, 2 toto, 6 Lapis&quot;

The Ancaps: &quot;BILLIAMS WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU... AFTER WE SUMMON OUR PRESIDENT!&quot;

the BAM! they summon that guy with the stupid caps in his name

OJD: &quot;Pardon me Billywilly, may i inquire of your collection of dimens?&quot;

Bill: &quot;no&quot;

Bill pulls out a wooden shovel and kills OJD, this makes Mojang laugh so bad they Delete his account poofed poofs at Csimp, who runs for his life, then BAM! this loud damn sheep roars so hard

Caiden06: &quot;come on LastSheep, that was a bit too much man&quot;

LastSheep: &quot;It Wasn't Me!&quot;

Geckolubber: &quot;HOLY SHIT GUYS GERALD JUST DECLAIRED WAR ON AUGUSTA!&quot; no one ever hears geckolubber, so TTK kicked him off line

Zombielenin: &quot;Blah blah blah&quot;

Lifetimeofwar: &quot;I am brand new here so I am going to try to fuck things up because that is the kind of person I am! Oh wait, I wasn't involved in starting this! Never mind!&quot;

Gregwiththevikinghouse: &quot;Who the fuck is this autobutt? NAP NAP NAP!&quot;

Goatsedotcx: &quot;It is me!&quot; *he then proceds to bend over, and spread his butt cheeks, a pearl FLYS OUT! and hits Csimp who was fleeing from poofed,

Csimplify: &quot;BLACK HAWK DOWN!!!&quot;

BAM! out from the pokepearl a guitar squeeled, no one knew why... but then a second later BLAM! some Snipehaxor rattlertank popped out and started killing everyone, then BAM! Billiams kills him with raw chicken. The Giant Sheep of Gerald started crushing Buildings, fortunately Bleeding Madras has a house with lots of glass.

Bleeding_Madras: &quot;L0L N00bz0r&quot;

the gerald sheep was seconds from defecating itself, but LastSheep saved the fleur de lis, and flag wall, by using his smoooth sheep pimpdaddy deluxe, now there are many sheep in augusta.

Ron_Paul_2012: &quot;Beautiful&quot;

Kyle???: &quot;NOOOOOO!!!!&quot; The ancaps had killed Kyle

ErichHonecker: &quot;NOOOOOO!!!!&quot; Bill had built another Honecker house

Kisaru_Bandit: &quot;The Honecker House... it is as magical as the 3 wolves howling moon shirt... it has saved my village... by the way... want to buy some bread?&quot;

Ursakar: &quot;The Honecker house... it is a blessing from our lord and savior Billwilliams&quot;

ErichHonecker: &quot;I'm so fresh you can adrian brody&quot;

Awearyworld: &quot;hum... this just doesn't feel right, why are we stopping this&quot;

Lister33: &quot;this reminds me of something...&quot;

Banksnlb: &quot;the city must be saved!&quot;

Zombielenin: &quot;i am going to pretend i was drunk... but i'm a bad troll and no one believes me... but then again no one likes me.... so no one cares :'(&quot;

Billwilliams: &quot;this is true!&quot;

TheCriminalMind: &quot;LETS ALL TAKE A PICTURE!&quot;

Pvillhusker23: &quot;not until i mind control Elkapwner and SCC... FEEL THE POWER OF MY... MAGIC!!!!!&quot;


 * Elkapwner instantaneously starts domestically abusing Jakerabies, and Aflatcap steps in and tells everyone, cool out my homies, KSnyder turned and let out a glorious smile, it looked a bit like this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Geckolubber turned to Ksnyder and smiled back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)... this was glorious, and Billwilliams turned as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it was previously the dead of night, but then BAM! bright mid day sexy sause, Lucifielle smiles, and chased LastSheep into a mine... to go &quot;Spelunking&quot; ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pvillehusker23 ran away, after derping the ICHG Embassy a bit...

Notdeathgiver23 looked in shame, contemplating life, and making wonderful explanation pictures

cokeandmentos ran away, from the Nights Watch Sentinel, to derp all over the ICHG embassy... and Timmy123180's P store... he later falls off LastSheeps P cactus.

Billwilliams: &quot;ugh... whatever... who wants to buy the ICHG embassy&quot;

The Ancaps: &quot;We should really make a holiday for Billwilliams THE GREAT!&quot; ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Women: &quot;We should really make children for Billwilliams THE GREAT!&quot; ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Krissoff: &quot;I want to draw a picture of this great day&quot;

Banksnlb: &quot;let me build a road to celibrate this great day!&quot;

raging noobs: &quot;AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!&quot; Chases Banksnlb into a nice fade to black.&quot;

~BillyWilly