Civcraft2Import:People/ronaldgrundeswald

= Ronald Grundeswald =

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Emperor Ronald &quot;Reagan&quot; Grundeswald (born in Dallas, Texas approx. 1923) is the first taxodermied human puppet repurposed and convincingly disguised as a high yield Reddit degenerate used to map out the human condition. He is the founder and now emperor of Grundeswald and all its external territories. He is now is a magician in los vegas.

Early life
Ronald Grundeswald was born the only son to Mary-Jane Grundeswald and an unnamed male prostitute. During a complicated childbirth both parents died and Ronald was moved to a Masonic orphange in Dallas, Texas. He completed his schooling with the Masons and moved to Houston, Texas.

Private military contract work and acquiring funds
It is unknown the exact date but between 1956 and 1986 DynCorp sold their nuclear arsenal to the now schizophrenic Grundeswald for unknown reasons, though it is known that Grundeswald had been working with the private military contractor as early as 1949. With innumerable amounts of nuclear weapons at his disposal Grundeswald sold the majority of his arsenal through shady deals to various dictators. With these funds Grundeswald started building various large bunkers in preparation for the nuclear holocaust.

The New Zion Project
A particulary large bunker created was dubbed New Zion, with the fall of Istanbul and the destruction of the Katari peaople's homes Ronald decided to allow these oppressed peoples refuge in the large vault in return for their employment in GrundesCorp. The Katar people quickly went to work digging massive corridors and exploiting the natural resources of the area greatly increasing the wealth and size of Grundescorp.

Founding his first city and his nation
Above the bunker Grundeswald along with his new retinue decided to found a city amongst the ruins of an old True Neutral League town. This city was named Salisbury. The city boomed and the people claimed the surrounding areas, creating the Grundeswald Freestate.

Exile, Coup d'état and return to power
The people of the Grundeswald Freestate angered their neighbours of Bryn and were attacked, this forced a mass exodus of the Freestate. Ronald Grundeswald being the brave leader he was chose to stay and protect the town until each citizen had reached safety. Once each citizen had escaped Grundeswald boarded up each home and took all the remaining resources.

The Grundeswegians regrouped and hosted by the friendly people of New Leningrad they quickly looked for a new land to call home and soon found the perfect area, there they founded New Salisbury and the Grundeswald Volkstaat. After a bit of political instability Grundeswald was ousted in favour of a democratically elected government. This democratic government was wrought with corruption and incompetence, soon the people decided to reinstate Ronald as their king.

From King to Emperor
With the nation under control, economy booming and gainign many political ties Grundeswald annexed several territories through peaceful means turning his kingdom into a fast and expansive empire.

Full title
His Imperial Majesty Ronald Grundeswald, By the Grace of God and the will of the Nation, Emperor and Autocrat of Grundeswald and His territories, Khagan of the Eternal Khaganate of the Katars, Protector of Drakensberg, Shogun of the Xia Protectorate and Tora, Grand Overseer of the State of Fortytwo, First and Last King of Aytos, Permanent Mayor of Salisbury, Most Blessed Founder of New Zion, Grand Vizier of Battkhortostan, Grand Duke of Vinland, The Former Nova Kurwan Republic of Greenland and Port Loco, Brother-Leader and Eternal President of Auri, Khan of the Katten Khanate, Premier of the Soviet Republics of Merriland, Padagrad, Selvata, and Fallen, President of Kovanje and Director of the Katten Bay Company, Administrator of the Kitty Krew and Leader of the Wade Brigade, World's Youngest Grandad and CEO of GrundesCorp.

Family
Through asexual reproduction Ron Grundeswald has had one legitimate son, Ronald Grundeswald Jr. Due to his son's mischievous actions he is in a permanent time-out and has been sent to the naughty corner.

He has also inseminated thousands of virgin women but refuses to acknowledge them as his nor as heirs to the throne.

Origin of nickname
Ronald Grundeswald adopted the nickname of Reagan through his extensive support and implimentation of Reaganomics.